The Dink Network

Has anyone ever thought about putting Dink into different situations?
Dink "cowboy", Dink" astronaut; Dink as a
"Bush" family member? (sorry 'bout that one
but the good 0'l U.S.A. IS falling apart?!
Dink conquers the world?
Dink get's abducted by alien's?
Are you folk catching my drift? If not, then, I'll modefy the message, and bug everyone 'till time itself stop's!!
Sincerly, Lance
P.S. Thanx for listening!

Because Dink is a pig farmer. I suppose he could become a Crack farmer, though

He could farm pig crack. But you know those redneck farmer guys are known for doing that anyway...he is a little late to that party.

I QUOTE: "bwa ha ha!" - Milder

Now, that's a thought! BWA-HAHAHAHA!.
now, why didn't I think of that?
Oh yeah (you don't really know these
folks), good sujestion though--keep them comming; maybe a higher power will read these
and do something (probably ban my butt)
with the sujestions(?)! (?J, or G?)?

^suggestions