The Adventures of Gregory Smallwood
Man Angry Over Sex, Accused of Trying to Start Fire
A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.
46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.
According to court records, the alleged victim says Smallwood woke her up about 4:00 am on June 30th.
She said he became angry after she fell asleep twice and doused her van with lighter fluid and threatened to do the same to her.
Smallwood has been ordered to stay away from the woman.
(Thanks, fark.com)
A man is behind bars in Hamilton County, accused of trying to set a woman's van on fire after she fell asleep during sex.
46-year-old Gregory Smallwood is charged with attempted arson and aggravated menacing.
According to court records, the alleged victim says Smallwood woke her up about 4:00 am on June 30th.
She said he became angry after she fell asleep twice and doused her van with lighter fluid and threatened to do the same to her.
Smallwood has been ordered to stay away from the woman.
(Thanks, fark.com)
After reading that, I think I speak for everyone when I say "SHAME!" to the guy.
Yeah, I saw that one too. Was looking to see if someone in the comments would actually reference Dink, but it looks like we may be even too obscure for Fark.
