The Dink Network

There are two kinds of riddle gates blue and red. We use the blue one for a few riddles.

But what could we do with the red one?

Any suggestions?

umm...transformation gate?
umm...transportation gate?
umm...information gate?
umm...random idiotic quote gate?

transformation - dink transforms into a vehicle
transportation - the transportation
information - you are optimus prime
random idiotic quote - "As of today, Senior Staff requesting sexual favors from one another is strictly prohibited." - Tal

Oh shoot, joshriot is a mecha fanatic.