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Bill & Kill 1: *SIGH*

Over twenty screens of this await you. From the COTPATD project.
July 18th, 2009
v1.00.
Score : 0.0 horrible
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
I know that this game hasn't been reviewed in quite some time, but I need to write a review on this one. Even though I am reviewing the first game, in this review I shall tell you all about the whole trilogy. In the entire trilogy, Dink Smallwood is randomly placed in a random area to fight off near-impossible foes, from Knights, children, to even goblins! In the first, I must say is the second hardest because of the fact you can't save, which makes it impossible to hack for people using DSSE. I'm sure you can hack using ultimate cheat, but I haven't tried, nor do I want to. The second is the only one I actually beat! I only beat it because I used DSSE, though. The third is an entirely difenrent story. You can hack it, but you die anyways. With defense over 99999, I still got killed in one hit. It also does'nt help that the goblins are faster than you are. The story of these games are very boring and not worth playing for.

For all the reasons above, I give this trilogy 0/10 for being the worst series of games I've played.
For people reading this, do not download this game. If you're looking for a good game, play FIAT.