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Baywatch Isle

From the COTPATD project.
January 2nd, 2003
Score : 1.0 horrible
Peasant Female
Storyline: I could not find one. You can apply some sun burning oil onto some ladies - and on some poles and tables too, since those have the same script - have a conversation with a guy about drinking and with an old man about turning walls into ducks and you can read a letter.

Map and graphics: The map is quite large, but also quite empty. No new graphics.

Music: There is one midi in the sound folder, but I did not hear any music while playing this D-mod.

Good: Some flames changes into bonca’s when entering the screen, but since the bonca’s are so small, they look like jumping sand fleas and since this D-mod, or at least the title, is beach related, that makes sense and is funny to see. There is a duck in a pond – that disappears when you enter the screen.

Not so good: The D-mod comes with a saved game. Tiles do not blend. There are hardness errors. Windows have warps. A woman turns into a pig, another one in a duck and yet another one in two ducks. A poor duck got stuck in a wall. The text is running too fast so you have trouble following the conversation. You are warped into a warp when entering a house, so you can never actually set foot in the house, but, when you have changed that in the editor and you then finally enter the house, all the walls and some statues turn into ducks: which is funny in a way, if it were not that at that point the game freezes. When you exit another house, the game freezes too. When you exit the cave with the hearts, the game freezes since the warp has the heart.c script. When you finally manage to get to the dragon, you die because you are standing on spikes, but, if you manage to kill the dragon, you die too.

Overall: An uninteresting D-mod with no story and lots of bugs.

Fit for: If you know what Baywatch 1 was about, you should know what this one is about.
March 27th, 2007
Score : 0.2 horrible
Peasant Male
You start the game in a room with a guy drinking. You ask him for some and he gives it to you.
Then you go out to the beach were there is a lake (In the middle of the beach??) were first it looks like a guys and a girl swimming, but when they move they turn into pigs. There are a lot of buildings with no doors. Lots of the tiles have hardness errors. At one point, you walk into a room and all the walls disappear and a bunch of ducks start freaking out then the game locks up.

I could not find a story, nor why anyone would thing this game is fun.

At least the author made a D-mod

April 6th, 2006
Score : 0.8 horrible
Peasant Male United States
Wanderer of the Wasteland 
This is just plain bad in many ways. The author may not have had any idea of what to make and regardless botched what was made in many ways.

-Cant skip through dialogue and its all misspelled anyway.
-Hardness errors galore!
-Badly used sprites. In one area people bathing in water turn into pigs as they move and nearby a girl is trapped in a box of walls that bleed when you hit them.
-As a matter of fact EVERYTHING bleeds. I think its a cheap rip-off of a horror movie in some way.
-Areas with no purpose or an inexplicable one.
-No music.

-Theres a cute part with a duck walking in a strip of water surrounded by grass. Looked pleasant.

Just dont play it.

The Vault Dweller

September 13th, 2005
Score : 1.0 horrible
Peasant Male
Graphics - 4.0
Story - 0.0
Gameplay - 0.9

The only reason I gave this D-mod a 1.0 instead of a 0.0 is, because you get to kill things. That ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ D-mod is still worse because there is no gameplay at all.

1.0 out of 10.0
November 19th, 2004
Score : 0.0 horrible

Theres no real story to this D-Mod, and the save bot says "Save your ass". People turn into ducks, and pigs. Walls turn into ducks, and ducks turn into people. When you go on one screen theres a duck that just disapers when you walk on screen, and theres girls that want sunlotion rubbed on them. You cant beat the game cuz you die when you get to the last guy.(The dragon)You only die cuz you go in a portal that puts you on spikes. Anyway DONT GET THIS D-MOD!! Theres to many disappointed people all ready!
March 23rd, 2004
Score : 3.3 tolerable
Peasant Female
Should be named Wierdwatch. The author may have wanted to do new things but there are too many weird things. A girl wants suntan lotion rubbed on her, lots of beach fleas or something, house walls turn into ducks. Pigs in mud turn into people. What is the mission, who knows? What are you supposed to do who knows?
When you save your game there is a crude sentence about the save bot "save your ass". This Dmod is like a drug induced artistic venture, it makes no sense.
March 13th, 2004
Score : 0.6 horrible
Noble Male United Kingdom
Well, what can I say? A large map with no detail is always despicable, and this one is no different. The huge amount of hardness bugs only make things worse.
Nothing makes sense, and that's not a good thing. This d-mod has very few, if any redeeming features, and should not be considered for download, unless you are extremely desperate.
The author just hasn't put any effort in... a savegame comes with the file dangit!!

So just don't bother. You will only be disappointed.
March 12th, 2004
Score : 0.1 horrible
Peasant Male Norway steam
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
.:beywatch isle:.

This D-Mod was Just Crap

The walls turned into ducks, and the D-Mod came with a saved file

The graphics:Thre were no new graphics, large map no details and loads of hardness errors

midi:there were one midi file in the music directory, but i didnt hear anything.

overall:an uninteresting D-Mod with no Plot and Loads with bug`s.

January 17th, 2004
Score : 4.2 tolerable

Goods: People turn into ducks and inanimate objects bleed.

Bads: Missing animations, similar ground textures, no new graphics- don't play it.

CONCLUSIVELY, I MUST, INDEED, INDICATE THAT THIS MODIFICATION IS QUITE SILLY. If you do, in fact, like such things, download, download, download!
August 24th, 2003
Score : 0.5 horrible
Peasant Male Australia
This was a waste of time. I was warned.

No new graphics, large map, no details.

I was hoping to see a beach theme, with bikini's, some surf rescue... maybe even a music montage sequence to make up time... sort of like the TV show... but no.

Many bugs... hardness errors, you name it.

Overal 0.5 out of 10. Don't bother