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This is my page at the Dink Network where you can grab my DMODS to play. You need to have the game Dink Smallwood to be able to play them.

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2002-07-31 10:33:29
: Here is an interesting fact.

: Dukie has never signed the guestbook.

: So therefore he has never been to the Dink network

: So therefore there is a missing staffmember

: and therefore Dink Smallwod in the Valley of the talking trees never existed!

: So therefore all those people who reviewed the non-existant file are also non-existant as only noexistant people can write non-existant reviews for non-existant d-mods made by non-existant people! They should all gain 1 non-existant point!

: And since all of these non-existant people have written their non-existant reviews on non-existant subject matter, and they show up on the DN, the DN must also be non-existant!

: Since the DN is non-existant  we can extrapolate that only non-existant people can visit a non-existant site and there for the whole community is nonexistant!

: Since a non-existant Dink site is about a game, we must also assume that the game is non-existant.

: Since non-existant games can only be made by non-existant people, Seth A. Robinson must also be non-existant!

: So if Seth A. Robinson is non-existant we must also conclude that Earth is non-existant as non-existant people can only live on a non-existant planet!

: So if Earth is non-existant we must also conclude that the solarsystem is also non-existant as non-existant plants can only exist in non-existant solarsystems!

: So if the solarsystem is non-existant we must also conclude that the galaxy MilkyWay is also non-existant as non-existant solarsystems can only exist in non-existant galaxies!

: So if the Milky Way is non-existant we must also conclude that the Universe is also non-existant as non-existant galaxies can only exist in non-existant Universes!

: So therefore I have proven that nothing exists!

: Nothing you ever do will ever make a differnce!

: Anything and everything is worthless as non-existance!

: You may resume your non-existanat and meaningless lives now.

: Have a nice day

: Even though it doesn't matter anymore.

Jveenhof has released 9 files

DOEMD-Mod, RompFair 6.6July 22nd, 2002
D-Mod Check ListDevelopment, TutorialFair 5.9June 30th, 2002
Revenge of the Ducks 3: Enter the SmallwoodD-Mod, RompGood 8.3September 21st, 2001
Revenge of the Ducks 2D-Mod, RompGood 8.3February 25th, 2001
Revenge of the DucksD-Mod, RompFair 5.9December 29th, 2000
Dink X TriviaD-Mod, Miscellaneous, RompFair 6.9August 13th, 2000
9 Gems of Life 2D-Mod, RompFair 6.8July 29th, 2000
9 Gems of Life (The)D-Mod, QuestGood 7.7February 15th, 2000
Dink LettermanD-Mod, MiscellaneousTolerable 3.1January 13th, 2000

Jveenhof has written 2 reviews

I Dont Agree with Dethlords Review of This Dmod Fairy Goodness OnlineNormalExceptional 9.9January 17th, 2002
Think Mortal Kombat in Dink Form Dink Arena - GUINormalGood 7.5December 9th, 2001