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Because Dink Smallwood is unlike any other game out there. Its humor is unique and hilarious. The modding capabilities are incredible, and its community is extremely deranged, which prevents most people from ever leaving.

The Dink Community was pretty much dying from halfway 2008 to begin 2009, but it's growing again, all thanks to Joycielaanie.

why is that i dont even know who she is

Define alive

Because the number of members joining are more than the number of members leaving. ~._.~

Yes, Joycie is worthy of praise; a new cult.

dang, I thought you were Tal.

Evil you.

EEEVVVIIIIILLLLL!!
*hides behind a rock with a machine gun*

Because we like Dink Smallwood..?

Because people know that if they leave, I'll hunt them down and bring them back. Then they'll have to face Striker.

It actually made leaving TDN much easier after WC left.

Ah yes, his noobcannon was the source of many laughs.

This was a triumph....

Nice

I miss old WC and his rantings.... Those were the "good old days" And to why it is still alive?? I don't have a frickin' clue.

because it is not dead ...? too easy.
Is this topic a dang riddle ?
I do not have a clue either !

because almost all of us fear tal and what he'll do if too many leave TDN, (Probably harrass me on Whirled or Kongregate, or spam on my Myspace blogs, or even submit D-MODs on Newgrounds that are worth crap.(even though they wouldn't make it past the 'Blam' system set up there.)

Because we fear that if we leave, we must watch Talporn for eternity.

Thanks to a certain bladed fish, Dink Smallwood got a mention in one of the most respected gaming magazines in the UK this month (Edge). A very small mention, but a mention is a mention is a mention.

Boo-ya.

But Sabre, you forgot that a mention's mention's mention is a mention of the mention's mention, so therefore, it's a very small mention, which is a mention that is a mention, which has got four other mentions. And when we put them together, we have a very very very very VERY small mention.

Hope I made it clear.

skull, everytime you try to explain something, you make it more complex! do ya' think that if i mentioned to GI (game informer) about Dink Smallwood, that it'd get in there?

"do ya' think that if i mentioned to GI (game informer) about Dink Smallwood, that it'd get in there?"

Unlikely.

any chance you could scan and upload this "mention"

Hmm, not sure as I don't have a scanner/camera. They basically pick out a few comments from particular threads on the online forum and print them in the magazine - This came from a thread called "Gamer Obscura."

My post was "Dink Smallwood.

A Zelda-esque RPG featuring lewd comments and duck beheading. It's freeware with numerous add on adventures released by it's tiny - and fruit obsessed - community."

As I said, it's a very small mention - But it's good to see it published in such a well regarded publication.

I just want to say, all hail a certain bladed fish. I commend your' valiant effeorts - except I have nothing to pay you back with, I could ask the local RSL to give me a medal of honor....

Or you could try and get Dink Smallwood a mention in any gaming magazine, article, or whatever the hell you can as your payment... But then Sabre would get jealous should you succeed

Replace jealous with pleased and you're there.

i know it sounds n00bish but..... can someone explain the n00b cannon? dont shoot me!!

*stabs zeddex*
Consider yourself not shot

aw man.... look at the mess you made on this page.... its every where!

skull, everytime you try to explain something, you make it more complex!

I was completely lost 'til Skull made it all clear actually.

Oh and...

oh, It, EVERY it's cove the words!

dang if carry's on, ill be nothing but skin and bones!! then skull wont be uniqe anymore.... *sniff*

sorry i didnt mean to double post, it just went loopy!!

No matter what happens, I'm always unique...

No seriously, I am.

Bows politely and accepts all praise and canonisation. All Hail Me!

Aww, thanks Chris!

*Casts dark and evil glare at Joshriot.*

whhhat?

*pokes Joycielaanie in the back with a ied dagger*
Blind people can't see someone glaring at them.

'coz I can; oh, and goats for miss Joycie

man, the dink network really has gone downhill lately...

Something that will never change is the fact that every topic here on TDN will be hijacked one way or another

goatse?

Maybe you mean E-goats? Like E-mail, except it's E-goats?

Well, really, what is keeping Dink community alive has at the recent times been Christiaan, Sparrowhawk, Marpro, and me. Yes you heard right, me.

Christiaan is giving us hope, Sparrowhawk is a great, great developer, Marpro hasn't recently done anything, but I know he will surprise us eventually, and me, well, I'm making more D-Mods at the moment than anyone.

Believe me, whatever you say, Dink community will be here and alive atleast for another 10 years.

You claim that you've been one of the reasons that the Dink Network is still alive, yet you don't provide any evidence for your claim.

Well, atleast I MAKE D-Mods, and I have made D-Mods that got more than 4.9. points, Glenn. Unlike you.

What is it, Glenn, that you have against me?

Nothing, nothing at all. I just saw you backed up claims about other persons, but not yourself. So I just had to ask.

Really nice, Sabre! We should follow his example...

Why does everyone suddenly like to all over me?
Schanpper, first you raise a new cult for me, exclaiming I'm worthy of praise, and then you give me a load of goats ? wtf, buddy? Is that part of the praising?
In that case to you all! Mwuhaha!

can't you see that the will end when people realize exist?

skull has played a big part in keeping dink alive. but we all have too. just posting counts!! besides im working on a dmod myself, but its to early to start a thread about it yet. one thing we need to do is make sure we all stick together!! SKULL GET THE GLUE!!

A D-mod from a New Zealander?!
I wanted to be first lol... oh well.

So long as it's better than This uneducative one then go for it

exdeath?? your a newzealander?? proud home of flight of the conchords and jango fett??

Fine! *muttering under beard* "I'll keep my -y pagan rituals to mein self... it'll be your' loss... you'll be sorry - Bwa-ha-ha-ha!"

Yes I am, zeddexx, yes I am. Didn't I tell you that in another thread?
Christchurch Represent
*stabs schnapper in the kneecap* Keep worshipping me dangit

This thread needs a tampon.

this thread needs a tourniquet.

krisknox needs a clean diaper

*GRRRRR!!* and you, you need to lay off.

I second that, ExDeathevn!

The the H3ll did Joycielaanie do. I'm not trying to sound like a jerk, but I really have no clue.