The Dink Network

The Dink Network to close down

April 1st 2009, 07:03 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
It is to our great regret to inform you that The Dink Network will shut down this week. Check out the comments for more information.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) has noticed terrorist activities on this site. I shouldn't mention names, but it's mostly Tal who has -in the FBI's opinion- crossed the line. We, the staff of the Dink Network have tried convincing the FBI that they shouldn't take this site too seriously, and that all Dinkers are innocent.

Regardless, the FBI is shutting down the site for good, and the suspects will probably hear from the FBI later today.

This site was fun for as long as it lasted: a good 10 years or so.
April 1st 2009, 07:43 PM
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EtherNova
Ghost They/Them
 
Funny but too obvious...
April 1st 2009, 08:02 PM
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Someone
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Christiaan was just trying to soften the blow. We knew we had to tell people eventually, but didn't know how. So he chose today, for you know why.

But, truth is, since Tal took over the Dink Network he has been infecting DMODs with trojans. The trojans then spread to other computers, producing a large number of "zombie" computers under Tal's command. The network is refers to as "Talnet" and according to some counts commands over 10,000 PCs.

Tal's veiled confession and apology in his 'life' thread expresses his self-reflection on his upcoming sentence.

If we cleaned all the DMODs, we wouldn't have to shut the site down. But we think it is for the best to shut it down anyway.
April 2nd 2009, 07:58 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Duck off! I can't lose TDN AND my gf in the same week!!
April 2nd 2009, 04:28 PM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Woah what a time to return to TDN!

Some of you *may* remember me but I log onto the site for the first time in months and first thing I see is the site being taken down???
April 2nd 2009, 11:02 PM
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ExDeathevn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
*starts hacking FBI to bring them under Almighty Tal's command*
April 3rd 2009, 03:28 PM
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nawal
Peasant She/Her Egypt
 
Cant we open a new one? The 'dink network 2' or just 'the network' under someone else's command?? This site was the key to my future in the gaming industry.. you have to realise how important this site is to me and all of us. we can always create a new ones for new dmods can't we?? cant we??
Wait a minute... is that an April Fool's???
April 3rd 2009, 04:53 PM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
if you read my topic 'you dropped your pocket!' (which was about what other webites did for april fools) you would know that Newgrounds.com did a stupid joke that pretty much blocked every single Flash movie and game except something with china in it. but this topic is worse than that, (even my likes-dumb-jokes little brother agrees.)
April 3rd 2009, 05:11 PM
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rabidwolf9
Peasant He/Him United States
twitch.tv/rabidwolf9 
*Shhhhh*


I miss the old 'fools prank of TDN. I was kinda disappointed when noticed it wasn't in effect this year.
April 3rd 2009, 11:21 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I think, if TDN is really shutting down, someone should make a "Files of TDN" PC-Dvd so we can play all those mods an reminisce the good ol' days... I'd buy one!
April 4th 2009, 12:57 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
thats not a bad idea! do it before anyone else can do it!
April 5th 2009, 10:37 AM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Wait a minute... is that an April Fool's???

It couldn't be that obvious?!
April 7th 2009, 08:34 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
Yeah, remember when nobody got banned? With blinking text? And strawberries everywhere?
April 7th 2009, 02:39 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Good times.
April 10th 2009, 11:44 PM
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Karnax
Peasant He/Him Canada
 
MAN! You scared me there dude! I was seriously like sweating when I was reading all of this until I got to the Isn't this a April fools prank? one. I didn't realize the April the 1st.. but dude seriously.. don't joke about that XD. Cause I just downloaded a couple of dmods(more like 20) like 2 days ago. Anyways.. good joke. . But if this really is going to happen. Tell me first. I'd die if dink died.
April 12th 2009, 06:46 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
hehehe.
April 21st 2009, 10:20 AM
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i am glad that it is just a joke cause i really like dink game and i always wait for new good dmods

hope that this site will never shut down
April 25th 2009, 08:35 PM
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Karnax
Ghost They/Them
 
Btw, I was joking about the dieing thing.. it's just, dink smallwood is the ONLY free fun game I can play.
April 25th 2009, 09:28 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Ah, Karnax - you THINK you would not die without Dink. You do not realize, then, the ancient prophecies concerning Ragnarok, Armageddon and the return of the dark-lord-king-thingy-mabob.
see, if dink dies you die, like if you die in your' dream, like in Donnie Darko...
April 27th 2009, 05:34 PM
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pillbug
Peasant He/Him United States
Love! True love! 
Rofl, I read this the first time and realized the date immediately, then another post comes in a little later and I see it again, this time not noticing the date, so I got scared.
May 14th 2009, 07:24 PM
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Karnax
Ghost They/Them
 
Well.. you see, I haven't tried those games, though I heard Ragnarok was really good.. but Dink Smallwood has so many GOOD things about it like the "free" stuff and a GREAT community that I'd rather stay than change..
December 15th 2009, 07:59 AM
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No, It lasted until this december. HORAY!
December 15th 2009, 11:45 AM
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GlennGlenn
Peasant He/Him Norway
GlennGlenn doesn't want a custom title. 
Necromancer
December 15th 2009, 09:14 PM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
Tal!?!? WTF!?
December 15th 2009, 10:46 PM
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pathfinder
Peasant He/Him China
I love hanging ON LINE without doing anything... 
You are out,man.
December 15th 2009, 10:52 PM
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TGA
Peasant He/Him United States
"I Didn't do it!" - TGA 
It was a Joke...
December 15th 2009, 10:56 PM
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pathfinder
Peasant He/Him China
I love hanging ON LINE without doing anything... 
Too sad that someone has been taking in...till now...
December 16th 2009, 12:49 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Surely when the FBI investigates a site, it gets taken down immediately and a placeholder image of the FBI crest gets put up in it's place, stating that the site is currently under investigation... Just a minor detail in your joke (that obviously fooled a lot of people)
December 17th 2009, 09:55 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
That's stupid, Fireball. I'm not even going to bother pointing out why it's so stupid.

It's that stupid.

Well, I imagine it to be stupid. If it's not stupid, then the world is very stupid.