The Dink Network

I made this topic because movies and TV are both awesome. And this hasn't been done here, at least not recently. so, we begin.

"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun."- Ash, Army of Darkness.

"But the shopkeeper and his son were a different story altogether... I had to beat them to death with their own shoes." Del Preston, Wayne's World 2.

"You... Are... Not... Alone..." - Doctor Who (I think)
Okay, maybe you are.

"I do NOT use it!!" - Shinon, Starship Operators (Anime)
Suuure...

"Bang." - L, Deathnote (Anime)
Ouch! I is ded...

"Open Sesame!! ...Good work soldiers. Now... Goodnight." - Alucard, Hellsing OVA3 (Anime)

Does Red vs Blue count? I could post tons of quotes from RvB lol.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" - Bluto, Animal House

"THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!" - Shop Keeper, Kung Pow

"Blabity blab bulla blah, etc." - Evan Baxter, Bruce Almighty

I don't recall Lawliet ever having used the word "Bang."

Also...

"Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelled of elderberries", French Guy, Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail.

"I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives, and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?" - The Doctor, Doctor Who

"It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."
AND
(as gold laden bus hangs over cliff, the back full of gold bars)"Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea."
-Charlie Croker, Italian Job '69 ed.

Death Note Anime Episode 6, L say's "BANG" as he greets 5 NPA investigators in person at the start.
I've got it on file >.> Also; "Lawliet?!" That better not be his real name, I haven't watched Deathnote beyond episode 20 yet >.<
Another episode he says...
"Are you going to eat that cake? ...Whatever you say, I'm still taking your cake."

"Don’t move, you’re surrounded by armed bas***ds"
- Gene Hunt, Life on Mars
(Hey, Bas**rds os censored into "dinks"? lol.)

"Nice Handjob," - Dexter Morgan, DEXTER

"Want anything from the shop?"

"Cornetto."

- Shaun of the Dead.

What's this new-fangled "Doctor Who" show?

And yes, that is his real name, I can't recall whether or not it's ever said in the anime.

Ooh, I remember another one.

"Nazis, I hate these guys." Indiana Jones, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

The Doctor: "You've come here to kill me, of course?"
The Master: "But not without considerable regret."
The Doctor: "How very comforting."

-Doctor Who

"What's this new-fangled "Doctor Who" show?"

I can't believe you.

Lois (to Stewie): "Come on sweetie, eat your broccoli. It's good for you! Here comes the airplane!"
Stewie (to Lois): "dang you, dang the broccoli, and dang the Wright Brothers!"
-Family Guy
And dang Slayer4990 for being a spl0it3r!!

"No more muffins for you. The muffin shop is closed!"
-Cassandra, Saved

...Okay, so I'm just looking up random quotes now; get over it. I'm bored and my memory sucks.

Andy Dufresne: Get busy living, or get busy dying. - The Shawshank Redemption

Sarah: People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. Then sometimes, just sometimes, the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right. - The Crow

"Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself." - Al Bundy
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and duck the prom queen" - Sean Connery

"Spider pig, spider pig..." song by Simpsons' movie aheuehuaehuae

"You're already dead!" - Kenshiro, Hokuto No Ken(Anime)
"THIS IS SPARTAAA!" - Leonidas, 300(Movie)
"Astalavista baby!" - Terminator 2
"[non American dub] (while Angewomon and Deviwomon are slapping each other)
Taichi: Is that how women fight?
Koushirou: Yeah, they must slap each other to death!" Digimon Adventure(Anime)

"Whose motorcycle is this?"
"Its a chopper baby"
"Whose chopper is this then?
"Zeds"
"Who's Zed"
"Zed's Dead, baby. Zed's dead"

Guess that movie!

"You got red on you"

Love that quote.

Sontaran: It's an intruder!
The Doctor: What? How'd he get in? Intruder window?

-Doctor Who

General Stall: Stall the Undefeated!
The Doctor: Aw, that's not a very good nickname. What happens if you do get defeated? Stall the not quite so undefeated but never mind?

-Doctor Who

Pulp Fiction.

"Gimme a liter o' cola. "

Loads, but I never remember them

A favourite:

"Who are you?"
"Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask."
"Well I can see that."
"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is."
"Oh. Right."

-V for Vendetta

Striker wins...congratulations, you are now one cookie richer.

I don't want a cookie. I want a goddamn liter o' cola!

Whatever you say, Farva.

"I don't want a cookie. I want a goddang liter o' cola!" Striker, "The Dink Network." Definitely not just two posts above this one.

"Meow." - Gary, Spongebob Squarepants

Kumar Patel, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay: "Duck you, donuts are awesome."