The Dink Network

So, last night, after Youth Group finished, me, two leaders, and my brother were waiting out the front of the Church and talking. We started talking about my Dad's work and stuff, and then one leader asked what level (it's the way they organise their status and stuff. I don't understand it completely myself) my Dad is. Then, I said:

He's level 56, has the White Sword of Jangon, and has 7660 EXP!

I found it hilarious, as did my Father when I told him. Well, he didn't find it hilarious, just funny.

Turns out he's level 6. Meh.

Anyway, what real-life situations have you guys all been in before, where either you, or another has cracked a good nerd joke?

I live in a house with 6 other guys, two of which have cs degrees, with all but one of us in university. 3 of them watch anime and Battlestar Galactica religiously, another two need top of the line hardware. Only one doesn't do his dishes promptly. YAY. We have had 4 pong tournaments here over the past 8 months, all with +25 people.

And you ask me when the last time I heard a nerd joke. Sigh.

I honestly doubt that there is much out there that can be that I haven't seen nerdgasmed over. Currently, it's a cross between sustainable living, and a couple of them attempting to get companionship.

Only one doesn't do his dishes promptly. YAY

There's always one, isn't there?

I'm only getting really annoyed at the people at my study (IT) using internet speak freely in real life.

I mean geez, who the hell actually SAYS "rofl"? <_<

Why do I hurt when I read this?

I agree with the duck.....

Hello, my name is DinkDude and I watch a LOT of "Family Guy".

Yes. Currently, my method of dealing with this is to take his dishes outside. It's a lot more insidious during winter, but it still works during summer.

Oh, and don't forget the guy who actually say's "LOL", and other interesting instant messaging terms. Ducking TLAs.

I don't watch Family Guy. In fact, I think that's one of the worst shows out there. It's rubbish. Rubbish rubbish rubbish. It belongs in the trash can, with all the other rubbish.

Tsk, tsk. I like Family Guy. I wholeheartedly disagree with you.

But you just said you watch it in the previous post, why are you now contradicting yourself?

Quoting Arby N The Chief:
Lololololololol. Its my roflcopter.

As for a nerd joke................. im out.

Traveling through the Houston Texas oil fields late at night, all the rigs lit up with thousands of lights. Several friends and myself sat in silence. Noticing all the lights one finally spoke, "I wonder if we accelerated fast enough, if we would look like we were going into hyperspeed." We all agreed that we were thinking the exact same thing. The world looks different through the eyes of nerds.