A man goes to his doctor!
He's getting a regular physical; The doctor says "you HAVE to stop
masterbating" The client says: why? What's wrong with that? Doctor says: I'M TRYING TO EXAMINE
YOU!! keep laughing my friends!
TAL: keep your shirt on, it was just a joke!!
masterbating" The client says: why? What's wrong with that? Doctor says: I'M TRYING TO EXAMINE
YOU!! keep laughing my friends!
TAL: keep your shirt on, it was just a joke!!
Who's getting a regular phys...Oh wait, you started the joke in the title? Bad boy, that's not how titles are supposed to work.
NOT FUNNY!
Tal slapping lance on his face = FUNNY!
Tal slapping lance on his face = FUNNY!
I chuckled... ut I'm pretty sotned, so my judgement may be impaired.
P.S. DD95, you suck. All you ever do is put people down, when you, in fact are one of the most annoying un-funny people here.
P.S. DD95, you suck. All you ever do is put people down, when you, in fact are one of the most annoying un-funny people here.
Apparently; somebody doesn't like me?
GEE, who could it be?
(DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME; WE CAN'T
LET IT REPRODUCE!)
That was a line from Uncle Frank
Zappa!
Not my true uncle (one could wish).
Did you folks notice how I turned that
statement into a joke?
ONCE you get started, it'll come
on it's own!
DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE FUNNY!!
GEE, who could it be?
(DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME; WE CAN'T
LET IT REPRODUCE!)
That was a line from Uncle Frank
Zappa!
Not my true uncle (one could wish).
Did you folks notice how I turned that
statement into a joke?
ONCE you get started, it'll come
on it's own!
DON'T BE AFRAID TO BE FUNNY!!
Yeah, I know. But still, you have to agree with me. That wasn't funny.
No one has to do anything. Are you able to read the minds of everyone lurking and viewing this topic, thus knowing everyone agrees? I don't think so. 
DaVince, stop trying to start a flamewar between you and DinkDude.
It was bad in a good way. Some people just can't seem to appreciate bad jokes, their loss. 
I amit it was a cheap shot.
But this site NEEDS more comedy!
I don't write them; I just remember them!
Is that a fault?
But this site NEEDS more comedy!
I don't write them; I just remember them!
Is that a fault?
Yeah, listen to "Glenn busemenn" here. Don't feed the trolls.
I remember the last flame war I was in. I managed to make the other guy crack and he got a month ban. I got off with a 'warning', however.
Good times, good times.
Good times, good times.
HI guy's and girl's, this is your friendly
Lance!
In order to solve the last question, I
need more info__YES,I've SEEN several in the
course of my life; I know that they're
here!
it's too long of a story to type!
phone calls are quicker!
Lance!
In order to solve the last question, I
need more info__YES,I've SEEN several in the
course of my life; I know that they're
here!
it's too long of a story to type!
phone calls are quicker!
I did quite like the joke... Also got pretty a reception in school.
Sorry for this...
What's black and blue and full of sex?
Sorry for this...
What's black and blue and full of sex?
Um... he wasn't necessarily implying the child was black. In fact, I highly doubt he was.
long time no see BG...
...will i get a ban(ana)?
because i'm not a 'fruity' person...
...will i get a ban(ana)?
because i'm not a 'fruity' person...
Have you ever seen the movie "Scanners"?
Well, guess what(?) I joined the club
years ago!
Well, guess what(?) I joined the club
years ago!
