The Dink Network

Walk through part 1

Very Dink Christmas (A)

June 13th 2007, 09:20 PM
goblinm.gif
0. Hello! I am glad you are reading this guide, because now I have the chance to give you an important piece of advice. DO NOT PLAY THIS DMOD. If you have begun this dmod, do not continue playing it. You are only wasting valuable time.

1. The game begins with a brief but confusing cutscene. Go 1S, talk to mother, go 2E, here's another confusing cutscene.

You are now 10 years older. Talk to ridge, go 1E, 1S, downstairs, talk to old guy, go upstairs. Go 1W, punch girl in red dress, pay her. Go 1S, punch and pay man in blue. Go 1E, punch and pay old woman. Go 1E, 1N, punch and pay woman in brown. Go 1W and talk to old guy.

If you ever run out of money, just punch the save machine and it will make a pillbug for you to kill.

2. After another warp, you are in a graveyard. 1E, talk to the dude, 1W, then go south until you see a girl. Talk to her, then go South until you see some people worshipping a dragon.

Now you are in Albert's basement. Get the yellow heart, but SAVE THE RED ONE! Go 2S, pick up skull, go 1N, 1E, 3S. Kill bonca, talk to well. Go south until you reach old guy. Talk to him (option 2 then option 3.)

It is advised that you learn to use the whip. (Shift,) cntl is the best attack, but the other attacks can be useful. Also, put your points into defense when you level up.

Go 1N, 2E, 2S, punch an attack potion. 1W, 1S, cutscene. 1S, wait 10 seconds, win fight. 1W, 1S, if you have 13 defense you can go through the flames, otherwise, level and search for potions until you have it.

2S, 1W, talk to albert. 1N, push statue from right, 1N, cutscene, 2S, talk, 1S, talk to bonca, 1E, 5N, 1E, 2N, talk to fairy. Go back to bonca. Give him scroll + gold. 1S, cutscene. 1E, 5N on right side, 5S, then continue on path to the right (it winds around for about 15 screens.) Pick up scroll, arm whirlwind magic, go back to Albert as quickly as you can, then back to the stairs (where you found the scroll.)

The only realistic way to beat the big guy is with whirlwind magic, although it is technically possible to kill him with the whip.

Go up stairs, 1S, 2E, 3N, drink from well, 1S, jump wall on east side, 1S, drink from fountain, talk to rock, 1N, go down hole, walk on corpse to get bow. LEARN HOW TO USE BOW. Continue on logical path until you reach deserted village.

3. 1E, go in, get liquor from shelf. Exit, 1S, go in, get water (small blue pot.) Exit, 1N, break chair, pick up wood, talk to fireplace (2x), exit, 1W, talk to Albert, 1E, go in, talk to fireplace. Use alcohol on fire until you see explosion. Use water on fire until it goes out. Talk to fireplace. 2W, 2S, go in (go upstairs for save.) Exit, 1S, go in, talk to man. Exit, 1E, 1S, 1W, 3S, 1E, 1N, 1E, 1S. Kill slayer, go back to town. Talk to innkeeper and spend the night. Talk to Albert, go to rock (exit, 1E, 1S). 1S, 1W, 3S, 1E, 1N, 1E, 2N, talk to fire dude, 3S, warp.

4. 1W, 2S, kill RJ with lefty magic. Go south, kill people in this order, and save in between: woman in red, old guy+daughter, woman in green+daughter, green guy...

TBC.
June 14th 2007, 01:39 AM
sob_scorpy.gif
DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Why'd you say don't play it? It's an alright D-Mod. Not the best out there, but it's alright. And I'm guessing all those 1S 2E etc. where directions?
June 14th 2007, 07:43 AM
pq_cthunik.gif
GOKUSSJ6
Peasant Male Poland steam
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
S-South
E-East
W-West
N-North
Anyway this D-mod is really great.I don't know why don't you allow playing this D-mod.VDC is a really great D-MOD!And you should be proud of it!
June 14th 2007, 07:58 AM
custom_skull.gif
skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Looool! It sucks!
June 14th 2007, 11:26 AM
goblinm.gif
Skull is correct. It does indeed suck. Here is a list of reasons:

1. Enemies (especially bosses) have too much HP.

2. Spells take too long to charge.

3. Game is far too linear.

4. Different parts don't really mesh with each other.

5. As far as I recall, there are no herb boots

6. The whip is kind of pathetic (only one move is ever of any use.)

7. The story makes absolutely no sense.

8. The characters are boring (they talk too much, but they don't really have personalities.)

9. The quests are unmotivated and random.

10. The "cool" enemies aren't cool.

11. The boss fights are annoying.

12. The map (mostly) looks like crap.

Believe me, I could go on.
June 14th 2007, 11:41 AM
custom_skull.gif
skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
13. The game doesn't have anything in it!

The game's a junk of crap!!
June 14th 2007, 04:43 PM
spike.gif
13. The game doesn't have anything in it!

The game's a junk of crap!!


Whatever, it's still ten times better than anything you've released. What's with the trolling?

0. Hello! I am glad you are reading this guide, because now I have the chance to give you an important piece of advice. DO NOT PLAY THIS DMOD. If you have begun this dmod, do not continue playing it. You are only wasting valuable time.

It was interesting to play it for me, you have a somewhat unique style to your dmods and it did have a lot of new stuff, even if it was all horrible and boring etc. etc. etc. etc.

I can understand it sucking in the sense you could propably do a lot better, but this dmod is still well above the network norm in my book.
June 14th 2007, 05:05 PM
sob_scorpy.gif
DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Yeah. I think it's a pretty good D-Mod. I haven't actually finished it yet. But from what I've played it looks alright. Maybe after I finish it I'll write a review.

And Skull, it is 10 times better than anything you've released. I agree with scratcher. So Skull, don't critise otheres when your work (no offense) is as bad (worse in this case) as theirs.

Milo-Bones, why don't you re-do it. Brush it up. Fix the things you don't like and that. Then it'll get a mich higher rating, and people will enjoy playing it. And you won't have to say 'DO NOT PLAY THIS DMOD'.
June 15th 2007, 01:58 AM
custom_skull.gif
skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
It got 4.4. points. And ya haven't seen yet most of my games, which are under work. 'The War of the Ancients', 'Rise of the Goblins', (making with my dad) 'Ninja War' and 'Fall of Darkness'.
June 15th 2007, 02:08 AM
sob_scorpy.gif
DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
It's not that good to work on multiple projects at one time I think. It can get kinda confusing. But anyway, Milo-Bones, I must say, congratulations on an alright game, I liked it.
June 15th 2007, 03:41 AM
goblinm.gif
I would say that at 4.4, this file is seriously overrated. I'd rather play one of skull's dmods, simply because they're shorter.

As for "fixing" this dmod, it is impossible. Even if I balanced the gameplay, improved the dialogue, and decorated the map, the story would still be confusing and idiotic, and the quests would still be boring.
June 15th 2007, 04:22 AM
sob_scorpy.gif
DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Come on, Don't be like that man! It's not overrated! If anything it's underrated! I think it's at least deserving of a 6. Look Milo, just cos it's your D-Mod, you shouldn't be putting yourself down like that! Putting yourself down only leads to misery. Misery leads to real bad D-Mods.

And fixing the D-Mod is not impossible! It can be done! Possibly with a little help, and a lot of time, this D-Mod could actually be pretty good! Seriously man, you gotta stop putting yourself down. You should accept what other people say about your stuff more than what you say about it. Well, that's my opinion anyway. So dude, don't be like that. It's a good D-Mod.
June 15th 2007, 04:57 AM
custom_skull.gif
skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
It's 10 times better than my D-Mod. *GOUGH* That doesn't say much.
June 15th 2007, 06:02 AM
slimeb.gif
DaVince
Peasant Male Netherlands steam
Olde Time Dinkere 
You might wanna write it all in a document and send it in as a file, perhaps to the Dink Solutions.

Advising someone not to play from the start isn't really objective, but eh, whatever.
June 15th 2007, 07:46 AM
pq_cthunik.gif
GOKUSSJ6
Peasant Male Poland steam
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
skull wrote:
"It got 4.4. points. And ya haven't seen yet most of my games, which are under work. 'The War of the Ancients', 'Rise of the Goblins', (making with my dad) 'Ninja War' and 'Fall of Darkness'."
Beacuse!MiloBones rate is own d-mod to 0.0 and i added 8.9!You should wear glasses and look on reviews!
June 15th 2007, 08:49 AM
custom_skull.gif
skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
Lol! Understand that nothing helps it!! You just must accept, if your D-Mod sucks.
June 15th 2007, 09:17 PM
sob_scorpy.gif
DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
MiloBones, I suggest you update your review and give it a higher score. At least a 5. As I said before, putting yourself down is only going to lead to worse D-Mods. Like that 007 Dink. Now that one does suck!