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Dink Squad Project Mayhem

September 3rd 2006, 10:08 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
the first rule of dink squad project is talk about dink squad project. the second rule of dink squad project is view the comments.

the winner is Sharp for goofy object of the year. congratulations for winning nothing but the reputation of being the coolest girl in the world. ok fine, after avril lavigne. and hilary duff. let the raaaaaaain fall down!

sun and sun again gets the award for most SCAREY objects. do hurt me

vortex shows off some of the stolen goods he got after the looting in the wake of the big storm last year. not very goofy but if anyone is interested he left his beeper number. real cheap. accepts butt as payment.

vukodlokodliak shows a thermometer very cool not so goofy i dont know?

then theres this nonsense. seriously. no fake pictures! no... whatever. just whatever.

and then theres the one merlin sent in... me_and_michael.jpg (NOT able to post, sorry)

well ok thats it.

your next assignment is a picture of you in work clothes, or school uniform, or at work, or something related to where you work. so if you are a hooker i guess take a picture of you in your hooker uniform on the corner. something like that. heres my example. thats right, im decked out in my "speedy auto service" shirt, G. would you have guessed that? now show me what YOU do.

you have two weeks to do this assignment.

also, i want everyone who sent in a pic to tell us something about your pic. why did you pick the object you did? what is going on with the fake signs? why do you like math so much? how much for the stolen speaker? etc.
September 4th 2006, 02:41 AM
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Only one of those is a "fake" picture. The sharp edges one is a picture put in another picture but the other 2 are real unedited pictures.
September 4th 2006, 02:46 AM
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And per your request to know about the pictures:
The electric chair one is me in an electric chair replica I built because I was told but fellow coworkers I would not do it, so of corse I had to build it. It currently sits at my dining room table.
The REAL sign about illegal immigration is one I found South of Tucson, AZ closer to the mexican boarder while out geocaching.
September 4th 2006, 03:35 AM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
An electric chair at your dining room table. How...inviting.
September 4th 2006, 09:35 AM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
true story: i was walking through the woods one day just in the middle of nowhere in a park and i see this like pipe covered in camoflauge im like sweet a pipebomb! i open it up and theres like paper and crap in it so im like oh i bet some nerds come back here and play d&d or whatever i was all dissapointed i wasnt dissasembling a live pipebomb in my bare hands but then it turns out to be this "geocache" thing im like wtf is this i never heard of it before so thats how i found my first one with no gps or anything just totally on accident. then when i was looking at the website to figure out what the hell this was i put in my zip code and did all the ones in parks around my house still without a gps i did like 10 of them that summer like last year or something but then i got bored of it and i still dont own a gps

true story #2: when my dad was little his dad built an "electric chair" in his basement. it wasnt supposed to be a "replica" that looked like yours it was supposed to be a chair that actually sends you an electric shock when you sit down on it. and he tested it out on my uncle. and it worked. yes, my grandfather was an evil man.

true story #3: its not the fake picture contest its the GOOFY OBJECT contest. i knew the sign was real but then you sent in the second picture and it just ruins it because ITS THE EXACT SAME PICTURE.
September 4th 2006, 12:57 PM
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Vortex
Peasant He/Him United States
It rubs the lotion on its skin... 
My picture was taken at one of my places of work....I guess I can't enter it again for the new rules huh? Well like I said I work at two places so I will have to take a pic of the other one I guess...
September 4th 2006, 03:40 PM
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The signs are "objects" and I personally found them to be "goofy" so when sending them I felt they fit as "goofy objects"
September 4th 2006, 04:33 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
...But I don't have work clothes!
September 4th 2006, 05:14 PM
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Sharp
Peasant She/Her Finland
 
I don't have work clothes or school uniforms either, so I'll pass... Thanks for giving me the victory of this one, though.
September 4th 2006, 06:11 PM
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redink1
King He/Him United States bloop
A mother ducking wizard 
Hmm... perhaps Mr. Riot will correct me, but I assume he'd appreciate just a standard picture of what you would wear to work or school, even if isn't a strictly-defined uniform.
September 4th 2006, 06:22 PM
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Saying what? Does the mighty ReDink go to school without his clothes? Especially on the day of the orals? Is that what you are implying?
September 4th 2006, 06:52 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
then send a picture of you AT work or on the schoolbus or whatever. something that has to do with that. k.

and i agree a sign can be a goofy object im saying the fake one kind of just ruined it dont send fake pictures.
September 4th 2006, 06:57 PM
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Ahhh, the magic of photoshop.
September 11th 2006, 06:25 AM
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dang!I missed this one! I was going to put a picture off a rotten chessnut on a string!!
September 11th 2006, 07:45 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
now thats creative