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Dink Squad Project: concept

August 27th 2006, 09:16 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
involves taking pictures. involves me telling you what to take about the picture of in instance of the way it is handled under accordance of is the picture taken under what state. confused? read the comments.

1. i give you an assignment for a picture you have to take
2. email the picture to joshriot by next week
3. ill post the results, as well as my favorite photo

easy.

so the first assignment is: take a picture of yourself with a goofy object. thats it. it could be a sponge, a giant sock, an elf detector, goose boots, a stick of chewing gum. whatever. the sillier the better. the winner is going to be the one i think is the most goofy. goofier=betterer. the due date for this assignment is ONE WEEK!

here is an example picture i took! JOSHRIOT this is what im looking for. just a simple shot of me with a sea shell i picked to be my goofy object.

i know what youre thinking! oh great, another article to be started that will never be updated. you are wrong. the survival of this article relies soley on participant submissions. no pictures sent in equals no more article. so send them in!

im doing this for two reasons. first, because ive gotten a retarded amount of pictures sent to dink squad and second because i would like to inspire certain other people in charge of articles who never do them to get to work! this site has potential to be more than just a message board. but it requires all of OUR participation. this site will not remain active if WE do not remain active. viva la eggnog.

RULES: you must include your dink network account name with your email. absolutely no nudity will be posted. nude photos may still be submitted, however, but will not be posted on either dink squad or dink network.

you can not take a picture you didnt take of yourself doing the assignment and claim it to be you. no taking pictures of just your hand with a toaster that nobody can tell is you. no taking pictures of michael jackson off the internet and submitting it and claiming it is yours. unless of course it falls under the nude picture category and may be submitted but just will not be eligible to be posted.

catch you on the one-week-from-now... side
August 27th 2006, 10:23 PM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
no taking pictures of michael jackson off the internet and submitting it and claiming it is yours. unless of course it falls under the nude picture category

So, we can submit pictures of Michael Jackson nude? Is that what you're saying?
August 28th 2006, 12:00 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
You actually own nude pictures of Michael Jackson? Is that what you're saying?
August 28th 2006, 12:12 AM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
I wouldn't put it past that crazy ol' Merlin!
August 28th 2006, 12:13 AM
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merlin
Peasant He/Him
 
No, but I have nude pictures of your mom.
August 28th 2006, 12:50 AM
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Striker
Noble She/Her United States
Daniel, there are clowns. 
Well then, you certainly have some *cough*interesting taste.
August 28th 2006, 02:22 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
I'm not confused! You're confused!

And seashells aren't weird! You're weird!
And I've got pictures of michael jackson WITH striker's mom.
Anyone wanna make a bid?
August 28th 2006, 02:27 AM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
strikers mom is a ten year old boy??
August 28th 2006, 03:07 AM
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No, Striker's mom is Jacko.
August 28th 2006, 03:29 AM
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I'm in!
August 28th 2006, 12:37 PM
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I do have a goofy object and I do have a webcam... there's just one small problem.
As seen in here and here, the camera I am using really... sucks. In the first picture, I had to use a lamp, and in the second, I had to use a photo editing software. In other words, my webcam is both blurry and dark. For a face photo, this might do, but with small objects... well. I just can't send a picture...

August 28th 2006, 07:29 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
who says a goofy object cant be large?
August 29th 2006, 01:02 AM
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some of the goofiest objects i know are huge
August 29th 2006, 11:04 AM
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I used a new camera and therefore, the picture's quality will now be a thousand times better.
(My mother popped up so that's why it took this long, she demanded me to change my e-mail address or something like that and it took a lot of time)
August 29th 2006, 01:20 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Since when do parents demand one to change their email address?
August 29th 2006, 01:42 PM
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Tal
Noble He/Him United States
Super Sexy Tal Pal 
About the time I start sending kids nude pictures of myself.
August 29th 2006, 02:30 PM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
lol

Oh yeah uh, when did you become a staff member?
EDIT: I mean Joshi.
August 29th 2006, 02:49 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
HOOOOHAAAA!
August 29th 2006, 07:25 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
honestly i dont know whos bright mistake it was but its kinda tragic that i am the only one now with this ugly ass vile green star it looks like something that oozed out of a zombies nose right after it fell off into a puddle of its own drippings anyway dont worry guys you can trust me that i wont use this 'delete website' option i get access to as a staff member
August 30th 2006, 10:33 AM
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Vortex
Peasant He/Him United States
It rubs the lotion on its skin... 
Hey Josh I sent it too you but not from my home account...so if the pic doesnt show then just tell me and I will send it to you another way...
August 30th 2006, 10:37 AM
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DaVince
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
Olde Time Dinkere 
Did you use the "delete punctuation" option, though?
August 30th 2006, 01:24 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
punctations? since when? vortex i got the picture
August 30th 2006, 03:37 PM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
I don't have one of those fancy digital cameras that let
you upload your pictures instantly onto your computer.*sob*
But I did take a picture of me with a daisy in my mouth and
you know, daisy stems don't taste very good.
Anyways, you'd just better be darn grateful when I finally do
get that roll of film developed and send the pic in.
Which might even happen this year...
September 1st 2006, 10:01 AM
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jess
Peasant She/Her
 
no nudity? Its the only thing I'm good at! J/K
So we can hold "anything" in the pic right?
September 1st 2006, 09:39 PM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
no the rule is nudity can be submitted... i just wont post it. you know, just in case someone wanted to send it to me... and hurry up you have like two days the rule is send a picture with a goofy object