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I was shopping last night and found a cool hat . Come on you know you love it!

'Fraid I have to say I don't... shame though...

That almost looks like the muskrat hat's I have. dang are those things warm. Your's wouldn't happen to be one, is it?

I don't know I just tried on the hat and saw a guy with a camera and grinned like I just beat up an old lady. Buying a hat like that would be a bad desicion around here. It just doesnt get cold enough, I havent even worn a jacket in abouta year. Your brain would fry in that hat on a normal day.

So... what you're saying is that you beat up old ladies, and then grin about it afterwards?

I think its more likely that he fantasises about old ladies 'beating' him...

Just to throw it out there, I hate you. Really. I haven't felt warm in months.

Don't forget the grass is always greener. I have never seen snow in my entire life. We break 110 in the summer which can make anyone really pissy and to top it all off this warm climate makes hurricanes and hurricanes make my house go poof...like it is now

Also, any issues between me and old ladies is my personal business. Stupid social security suckers...

I have nothing against old ladies really, just thought I would put that in there to make you pay attention...

I always pay attention... (well no, that's an outright lie... I mostly pay attention). What's 110 in celsius? I've seen snow... it was -5C here last week, and back in Oz the same day it hit 45! Ridiculous!

Well, I think it's something like 42 or 43. But that's just a shot in the dark, eh?

A pretty good shot I might add...

Celcius makes it sound so cold...

Use Kelvin instead, 316 doesn't sound cold.

Neither does 43 for me, ah well...

Well, that's because it isn't cold. But if you would have said something slightly more decepting, like 250 Kelvin, I would have slapped you, with a large trout.

Large trout slapping is SOOOO '96.

What about trout-slapping when the fish in question is wearing Vortex's hat?

...sabre trout...

That's sooo '98...

And Kelvin is soooo....

wait... who on Earth uses Kelvin in the first place?

Fads run in circles so it is ok...

Clever Chemists... and intelligent particles. Respectively. Oh... and the Kelvinists.

Scientists!

I will hit you with a yo-yo if you bring that back.