The Worst Possible Day
Well, it was a normal day for me, school as boring as usual, 8 hours of wishing I had something better to do. 3...2...1...*ring ring ring* Finally this version of hell was over. I was just getting my bike out of the bike shed when a black van appeared. I got on my bike and pushed myself forward. I was turning the corner and notice the van was following me. I was scared and I sped up to about 17 mph. i went across the street, and turned another corner, going as fast as i could. My 10-speed bike could get me to about 25 mph. The black van was still tailing me, and I was thinking about how i could escape. I thought of the hills, they can't follow me there...no roads! So I headed towards the hills, my legs getting sore. They apperently knew what I was trying to do, so they sped ahead of me and stoped about 10 feet in front of me. I quickly swerved around them. I was about 20 feet past the van when bikes came out the back. "OH CRAP!" i yelled. They were on 15-speed bikes, 30 mph max. Oh god, oh god. I was going up the hills, and i looked behind me. They were holding guns! dang, I'm gonna die. They were catching up to me, and turned to go down the hill. I was going faster and faster. They caught up to me before i got to the bottom. They shot at me and i fell of my bike and hit the dirt. I woke up and i was laying down. I had a very sharp pain. Then somthing came out of my body and i went unconcicous and soon died...
(probably not the worst possible, but it's not fun dieing)
(probably not the worst possible, but it's not fun dieing)
A dream? I don't think so. It sounds like its made up, but anything can happen in a dream...
I have dreams like these. Well not about getting killed, but, you know. Weird dreams. Dreaming about dying isn't a rare thing as well.
Uh... it is in the Stories section.
Yeah, I know. But it's kinda... sucky for a story. I thought, maybe he had a dream like this, and decided to write it down or something. Oh well. 
I guess I'm showing my age, but the writer had my interest right up until the last sentence. I could actually visualize what the writer was experiencing.
Whoever wrote this, should keep on writing. Even if you have to write about a banana, do it. I have been pretending to write music for 25 years, and just recently I have decided to give it a serious go.
I obviously don't understand the signifigance of bananas within the Dink Community, so I apologize if I seemed insensitive about that. If anyone is seriously offended by my mention of bananas, please pretend I said turnip, which I loathe anyway, but I digress.
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Whoever wrote this, should keep on writing. Even if you have to write about a banana, do it. I have been pretending to write music for 25 years, and just recently I have decided to give it a serious go.
I obviously don't understand the signifigance of bananas within the Dink Community, so I apologize if I seemed insensitive about that. If anyone is seriously offended by my mention of bananas, please pretend I said turnip, which I loathe anyway, but I digress.
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Thank you millimeter. I appreciate it. And, no, it wasn't a dream. I just made up a story off the top of my head. And the story wasn't about me either, just some nobody i made up...
Two words: needs zombies.
Aside from that, it could turn out to be a good story...
Aside from that, it could turn out to be a good story...
To millimeter:
From the TDN quotes.txt file :
"Banana!" - Redink Several time in Dink Network newsposts, we later sent him to a hospital that can help him with that problem
EDIT : You may also want to read redink1's interview, which can be found on the articles page (Dinker's View).
From the TDN quotes.txt file :
"Banana!" - Redink Several time in Dink Network newsposts, we later sent him to a hospital that can help him with that problem
EDIT : You may also want to read redink1's interview, which can be found on the articles page (Dinker's View).
Why does it need zombies? It was a semi-realistic story...but mostly realistic......
Actually, it doesn't. Don't take much anything I say very seriously.
ok, i guess i'll just ignore you then...
Why should you ignore him? It can be fun to read a funny remark now and then, really.
whatever...now can u plz stop postin here?!?!
Hmm, I will absolutely stop posting here.
then y did u post?
To inform you that I will posilutely, absotively stop posting in this thread. Why do you think?
Then stop already...lol
STOP POSTING ALREADY!! (sorry to yell)
DON'T POST AFTER THIS, JUST RESIST THE URGE!! (sorry 'bout yellin' again)
What do you think about appelpie? And I mean the real one, from the baker's around the corner.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP POSTING?!?!
(sry again)
(If i'm upsetting you, my king, i'm sorry)
(sry again)
(If i'm upsetting you, my king, i'm sorry)
Eh, apple pie is alright, but I bought a blueberry pie over Christmas break, and it was delicious... as delicious as a sunbeam crawling about in the trenches of the moon, and hanging a banana turn towards taste bud explosion.
Hehe. You shouldn't be so short tempered. It isn't healthy.
Anyway, we were just messing with ye, should have been clear enough.
Nicely written story, by the way.
Anyway, we were just messing with ye, should have been clear enough.
Nicely written story, by the way.
I'M NOT SHORT TEMPERED!! I JUST WANT YOU TO STOP THE MADNESS!!
(again...)
(again...)
Now that really is something. I find blueberry pie absolutely disgusting, as it tastes like a mushed pillbug that's been way over time, if you ask me.
Tastes differ, I guess.
Tastes differ, I guess.
1) I HATE BLUEBERRIES
2) STOP!! PLEASE!!
2) STOP!! PLEASE!!
Blueberries are pretty good. Especially frozen. They make great dessert toppings when frozen.
Haha, funny. Making DinkKiller crazy. 
It really had me laughing when I saw that DinkKiller, like, explodes.
I like blueberries, too.
Oh, and DinkKiller, you can't tell people to stop posting. They have the freedom to. And at least their answers have more content than your "ARGHHH! STOP!" posts.
It really had me laughing when I saw that DinkKiller, like, explodes.
I like blueberries, too.
Oh, and DinkKiller, you can't tell people to stop posting. They have the freedom to. And at least their answers have more content than your "ARGHHH! STOP!" posts.
Blueberries are certainly the greatest of all the berries. I like them in muffins myself. Not that I've tried them when they aren't in muffins... but, y'know.
Are they better, or worse, or much the same?
Are they better, or worse, or much the same?
They taste quite different when in muffins, but just as delicious. I recommend you try it sometime. 
Ah, I had quite the blueberry muffin yesterday, they do indeed taste delicious...I actually prefer blueberry muffins to blueberry pies.
Blackberries are quite good, as well.
