The Dink Network

somethingawful.com has lost some of it's edge recently, but the game reviews section is still filled with the hatred, venom, and calloused-ness that makes lowtax one of the funniest people on the net.

Unreal 2

"Life's battle"

You know that most everyone just clicked on the last one, and didn't even bother with the first two. So why did you even bother to post them?

I don't wanna tear up your seemingly good-natured post just because of things like this - I'll let redink1 have the final say in whether or not the link stays, I suppose - but I will advise to others that the bottom link does, indeed, have some... questionable images.

Aye, I would prefer if the bottom link was removed. I'll do it now, just in case you don't login for a few hours or days.

Heh, sorry, wasn't thinking . For latecomers, it was a link to... actually, I'll make you guess on this one... it involved animals and certain... dubious acts.

I really should avoid using the p-word; for some reason, google has majorly spidered this site, and you wouldn't (would) want people to mistakenly find this place when they're looking for their multi-x sites.

heh, yeah. I think having google ads helped them index the site.

Is it bad that all this talk of animal sex is making me wish I found this topic before redink took it away?

Oh yeah, Redink, you gotta show us sometime just what keywords people use to find this site. If you can get 'n show that info.

Oh, it is far scarier than you can imagine, Mr. Chipsy.

"dink smallwood sex dmod"
"dink smallwood nude dmod"
"what happens when you beat seth in dink smallwood?"
"hidden dungeon dink smallwood"
"steam brute forcer"
"dink smallwood porn dmod"
"fat disability homer"
"polish medievil houses"
"house in snow dink smallwood how to get there"
"download whole episode south park 708"
"animated lol text emoticons"
"dink smallwood crack"
"instrumental versions of popsongs"
"unlike personified conduit food drink black white"
"from house to house i go sometimes narrow sometimes wide. and whether there is rain or snow i always stay outside."

And those are just a few from this month.

I am like... totally roffling right now.

Who would search for something as crazy as "Dink smallwood porn dmod"...not me. No, I am a nice normal guy. Why are you looking at me like that?!?!

The DS porn dmod would have to be one of Simonk's ,right?!

Little known fact: there was at one time a d-mod called the "Porn d-mod". I only barely remember seeing it in the files for download somewhere. I never got a chance to play it, but I somehow doubt it was very spectacular.