Complaint Chaos 3: Return of Complaints
Complaint Chaos is an article that addresses, mocks, or rips suggestions from the suggestion box. Most of the suggestions are completely worthless, amusing, or just plain odd.
This edition has 13 from the past few months since the server outage.
Yay, french people have made a new word in their vocabulary, which I hear is a very honorable thing to do. May the Dinkolution continue unto the end of time.
Ok, the complaint box is definately not a search box... but come on, at least enter your fake searches with words that are spelled correctly.
Alright, you need help on how to use the import function. First of all, are you using Dinkedit or Windinkedit? And... wait a minute? How am I supposed to tell you how to do this? You left me absolutely no way to contact you. My telepathic abilities have waned as of late, and looking at boiling goat intestines for hints into the future only leave me with a styrofoam smell clung to my clothes.
No, I didn't know that, thanks. After you posted this, I did in fact fix it. One of the few useful suggestions... thanks! For your reward, I give you a 'pilgram.'
Hrm... I heard that cheese might be able to help with your hangover, but I'm not sure what I can do to help your agony. Maybe if you swallow some lint boiled in toilet water, you'll have an upset stomach to get rid of your agony? Try that, and let me know how it goes.
I removed them all, because I am lazy. I'll fix them eventually... but I can barely write up a meager article a week, much less do some tedious database updating.
No, because Gamespy turned from a pretty reliable host into an utter nightmare to work with. They think that we're still hosted there too, sigh. They actually said something like "we noticed something strange with your account, and we're going to look into it." That was over a month ago.
I'll wave my hands around and bless you with the glory of bands of broad so you can download D-Mods fast!! ... Did it work?
Um... no. If you get garbage on the screen, your web browser has a problem interpreting correct MIME types. Just right-click on a link and select 'Save Target As.'
Crap, we have a links section? I forgot. Um... Tal, you fix that.
Congratulations, you asked a question, and let me know how to get back to you. But, please post something on the message board. This suggestion was back from November, and e-mailing you now seems sort of dumb.
Some have been planned, none have been released. Heck, I think a D-Mod has been started on every single RPG that has ever been made, plus those that have yet to be made. I know I started one based on Link's Awakening, but didn't get much further than 1 or 2 screens.
93 percent? I'm glad a great mathematician has granted us with his presence. Maybe you should've taken more english classes, though.
This edition has 13 from the past few months since the server outage.
1. Viva la dinkolution!
Yay, french people have made a new word in their vocabulary, which I hear is a very honorable thing to do. May the Dinkolution continue unto the end of time.
2. pilgram
Ok, the complaint box is definately not a search box... but come on, at least enter your fake searches with words that are spelled correctly.
3. when you use the import function you start where you were in the first dink and cant leave the screen can someone please help me?
Alright, you need help on how to use the import function. First of all, are you using Dinkedit or Windinkedit? And... wait a minute? How am I supposed to tell you how to do this? You left me absolutely no way to contact you. My telepathic abilities have waned as of late, and looking at boiling goat intestines for hints into the future only leave me with a styrofoam smell clung to my clothes.
4. Did you know that smiles in the forum are still pointing at RPGPlanet, and therefore don't work?
No, I didn't know that, thanks. After you posted this, I did in fact fix it. One of the few useful suggestions... thanks! For your reward, I give you a 'pilgram.'
5. hangover and agony
Hrm... I heard that cheese might be able to help with your hangover, but I'm not sure what I can do to help your agony. Maybe if you swallow some lint boiled in toilet water, you'll have an upset stomach to get rid of your agony? Try that, and let me know how it goes.
6. Let's do something about walkthrough links... or.. eat bananas
I removed them all, because I am lazy. I'll fix them eventually... but I can barely write up a meager article a week, much less do some tedious database updating.
7. I had my bookmark on "http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~dink/index.shtml" for a long time and didn't realize you were back, on a new server. Any way you could get at least a link up at the old address?
No, because Gamespy turned from a pretty reliable host into an utter nightmare to work with. They think that we're still hosted there too, sigh. They actually said something like "we noticed something strange with your account, and we're going to look into it." That was over a month ago.
8. one of the cast games sound cool but takes to long to download
I'll wave my hands around and bless you with the glory of bands of broad so you can download D-Mods fast!! ... Did it work?
9. I have tried to download a couple of the DMODS from the three sites listed but all I get is the same garbage on my screen. Do you have a problem???
Um... no. If you get garbage on the screen, your web browser has a problem interpreting correct MIME types. Just right-click on a link and select 'Save Target As.'
10. fix the links in the links section
Crap, we have a links section? I forgot. Um... Tal, you fix that.
11. in dink mystry island...i'm stuck near d blue red & green machines....wt do i do?? plz mail me... ********@hotmail.com
Congratulations, you asked a question, and let me know how to get back to you. But, please post something on the message board. This suggestion was back from November, and e-mailing you now seems sort of dumb.
12. has there been a d-mod based on Chrono trigger?
Some have been planned, none have been released. Heck, I think a D-Mod has been started on every single RPG that has ever been made, plus those that have yet to be made. I know I started one based on Link's Awakening, but didn't get much further than 1 or 2 screens.
13. more dmods pleaz i ve dowloaded 93 percent ofthem
93 percent? I'm glad a great mathematician has granted us with his presence. Maybe you should've taken more english classes, though.
At least it keeps you busy for awhile 
As to 12... that may be true. I once tried to make one based off Final Fantasy Legend.
for me its legend of nelda. one day it might be released.
A complaint box....what?Wait...I see it.
Hehehehehe.Cool.Now I can have some fun.
Hehehehehe.Cool.Now I can have some fun.
It's more of a "suggest" box, judging from the button next to it.
Eh, but sometimes it's the just type shoot into when your drunk box.
/bad times, bad times...
/bad times, bad times...
I started a d-mod loosely based on Chrono Trigger.
But, as you probably expect, it never got very far.
But, as you probably expect, it never got very far.
I started one of those dmods with turn-based fighting where you would get to fight most characters and bosses from final fantasy 4, 5, chrono trigger and some other old video games. I never got very far but I finished the turn-based battle system and got it to work *perfectly*. Then one night when I was drunk I decided turn-based fighting is lame and ctrl+deleted the whole thing...
Soon there will be more Hangover and Agony to complain about, hehe.
Scratcher, oliko vähä morkkis?
/remembers himself posting drunk...
/remembers himself posting drunk...
