Prank War
I have currently been involved in a prank war...and yes so far we are winning...i think...but there has been a lot of talk and we must strike again soon...
We attacked many times but all my ideas are exhausted and i dont want to do the same thing over and over again...
So almighty and mischeivious DinkNetwork, if anyone could supply any ideas as to how I can strike at this person....
She lives in a average 1 floor house we want to do something to her car and she lives in a seccluded neighborhood... We have almost unlimited manpower and can get almost any supplies... We want dastardly but not destructive because its all in good fun....right
We attacked many times but all my ideas are exhausted and i dont want to do the same thing over and over again...
So almighty and mischeivious DinkNetwork, if anyone could supply any ideas as to how I can strike at this person....
She lives in a average 1 floor house we want to do something to her car and she lives in a seccluded neighborhood... We have almost unlimited manpower and can get almost any supplies... We want dastardly but not destructive because its all in good fun....right
Put bubble wrap around it...tightly. A few layers (like 10).
Put a potato in the exhaust pipe.
Key it and change the lock.
Or just stick a small twig in the lock.
Put roofing nails in front of (or behind) the back tire.
Put Vaseline under the doorhandle.
Put a potato in the exhaust pipe.
Key it and change the lock.
Or just stick a small twig in the lock.
Put roofing nails in front of (or behind) the back tire.
Put Vaseline under the doorhandle.
I have *no doubt* that merlin has used these pranks many times in his life...
Marbles in the gas tank. It won't cause any damage, and it'll make a lot of noise, but they are in there for life.
Oh, and what about painting the car with watercolours? I don't know what it'd do to the paint, so you should test it out on a old derliect first.
Oh, and what about painting the car with watercolours? I don't know what it'd do to the paint, so you should test it out on a old derliect first.
Put a water balloon in her seat, hopefully she won't look at the seat before sitting down.
Cover the licence plate with condoms!
Put a stink bomb in their car!
Cover the steering wheel with glue!
Put a chunk of ice (Or if its not winter, a rock) behind their wheels and when they run it over, hide in a nearby bush and SCREAM!
Put Triangular pieces of wood (I forgot what they are called but they are mean't to stop vehicles from moving) behind their wheels
Put a thorn in her seat!
Make a huge ice fortress behind their car so they can't back out of the driveway (Must be winter)
Splatter blood-red food colouring on the hood of their car (Don't get any on the other parts of the car)
Now... run like a bat outta hell!
Cover the licence plate with condoms!
Put a stink bomb in their car!
Cover the steering wheel with glue!
Put a chunk of ice (Or if its not winter, a rock) behind their wheels and when they run it over, hide in a nearby bush and SCREAM!
Put Triangular pieces of wood (I forgot what they are called but they are mean't to stop vehicles from moving) behind their wheels
Put a thorn in her seat!
Make a huge ice fortress behind their car so they can't back out of the driveway (Must be winter)
Splatter blood-red food colouring on the hood of their car (Don't get any on the other parts of the car)
Now... run like a bat outta hell!
Oh, and if you can get the tool, slightly unscrew the air valves on the tires. They'll leak slowly, and if you do it right they won't hiss.... heh
ehhh those are all so used up, ive thought of some that i dont think have been done before
-put superglue or large quantities of other strong and fast drying glue around the edge of the mailbox door and allow to dry over night
-fill draino bomb with glitter (not really a bomb) so it explodes all over their front lawn
(put aluminum foil in a pop bottle with a whole container of glitter and CRYSTAL draino, mix with water, screw on cap and allow to explode)
-get an airsoft gun with scope, find distant location and snipe them with LIQUID ICE MINT CAPSULE THINGIES
-egg their house/car with used diapers
here are some that ive heard other people have done, and they sound pretty funny:
-soak their lawn in flammable chemicals so when they mow their lawn it catches on fire
-pour bleach on their lawn in the pattern of a swastica so it kills that grass and the ethinic neighbors beat the crap out of them for being racists
-soak tampons in fake blood and slap them all over their car
-you cant forget the classic but awesome TOILET PAPER THEIR FREAKIN HOUSE
-put superglue or large quantities of other strong and fast drying glue around the edge of the mailbox door and allow to dry over night
-fill draino bomb with glitter (not really a bomb) so it explodes all over their front lawn
(put aluminum foil in a pop bottle with a whole container of glitter and CRYSTAL draino, mix with water, screw on cap and allow to explode)
-get an airsoft gun with scope, find distant location and snipe them with LIQUID ICE MINT CAPSULE THINGIES
-egg their house/car with used diapers
here are some that ive heard other people have done, and they sound pretty funny:
-soak their lawn in flammable chemicals so when they mow their lawn it catches on fire
-pour bleach on their lawn in the pattern of a swastica so it kills that grass and the ethinic neighbors beat the crap out of them for being racists
-soak tampons in fake blood and slap them all over their car
-you cant forget the classic but awesome TOILET PAPER THEIR FREAKIN HOUSE
This morning we painted her car from top to bottom in her most hated color...green...kinda of a poo green...I am definatly using the glue on the mail box and I am thinking about ducktapeing(and other kinds of barracades) on the front and back door
I will have to try the glitter bomb and since this is sorta a battle between schools I will take the bleach idea and write our school name on their front lawn
I will have to try the glitter bomb and since this is sorta a battle between schools I will take the bleach idea and write our school name on their front lawn
careful she doesn't call the cops on you.
you know,if you wreck her lawn and all.
you know,if you wreck her lawn and all.
Her mom is the "NeighborHood Lawn Of the Year" award recipiant...yeah she'll explode when we do it...that much better...also now...we have a hostage, just happened actually we snuck in her house while she was cleaning the paint(snicker snicker) off her car(we got in cuz we are in cahoots with her dad) and we stole her ty beany baby hippo its name is tubby...haha
right as I type this we are taking pictures with it... ive ducktaped its mouth shut and we are poseing with it say cheeze tubby
right as I type this we are taking pictures with it... ive ducktaped its mouth shut and we are poseing with it say cheeze tubby
Best prank ever:
After they leave in the morning, go into their house and take a crap in their toilets resivoir. It should be let to sit and break down all day. When they get home, they'll think its a stink bomb, but it'll just keep getting worse and worse. The next time they flush the toilet, it'll fill with crap and they'll never be able to get rid of the smell.
Also a good one:
Put some thing about ankle height in front of their front door as a trip. Duct tape works pretty well if you use a few strips. In front of it put am inflattable poll filled with ice cold water or motor oil or something. They may or may not notice it, but even if they do, they'll probably walk straight into the tri anyways.
After they leave in the morning, go into their house and take a crap in their toilets resivoir. It should be let to sit and break down all day. When they get home, they'll think its a stink bomb, but it'll just keep getting worse and worse. The next time they flush the toilet, it'll fill with crap and they'll never be able to get rid of the smell.
Also a good one:
Put some thing about ankle height in front of their front door as a trip. Duct tape works pretty well if you use a few strips. In front of it put am inflattable poll filled with ice cold water or motor oil or something. They may or may not notice it, but even if they do, they'll probably walk straight into the tri anyways.
We are planing this prank for friday night...now shes in a dance school that has class from 5 to 8 o clock or so...we have a friend in the class who says she can get us the keys to her car...now we are going to move her car to the alle of the school (away from the main interstate that runs right by the school) then we shall bubble wrap...then use that car window paint on it, then to top it off we shall ....put her car on cynder blocks ( cement blocks)this means that we are going to take the wheels off and set the axil on cement blocks(for those who are not accustomed to this)...hmm.. is this going to far...is this not far enough...you tell me...rate it 1-10 if you wish...but i am just asking for the opinon of the DN
I agree: Removing the tires sucks. Unless you put them somewhere. Like in her trunk.
What are some of the pranks this girl has pulled on you?
1. dumped *actual* paint on my car(luckily I was right there and got to a hose.
2. got my mom to let her in to take pictures of me as I sleep. And handed them out in class
3. stolen many of things off of my person(holding them for ransom or as a hostage I suppose)such as a hat, my cell phone, and then she stole a small george bush uhh doll uhh thing when she was in my room
4. and probably many other things i have not discovered yet, but her friends have been talking there is something big planned friday night for me...so I decided to take out her mode of transportation and then I am almost home free.
2. got my mom to let her in to take pictures of me as I sleep. And handed them out in class
3. stolen many of things off of my person(holding them for ransom or as a hostage I suppose)such as a hat, my cell phone, and then she stole a small george bush uhh doll uhh thing when she was in my room
4. and probably many other things i have not discovered yet, but her friends have been talking there is something big planned friday night for me...so I decided to take out her mode of transportation and then I am almost home free.
Get about 5+ of your friends and a bunch of Water baloons around her house (or wherever whe is). Since you took out her transportation she will probably walk to wherever she is going. You know what to do....
'a small george bush uhh doll uhh thing'
I have to say I'm somewhat disturbed by you having a george bush doll....do you sleep with it in your bed,huh? or is it a bath toy? LMAO!!
I have to say I'm somewhat disturbed by you having a george bush doll....do you sleep with it in your bed,huh? or is it a bath toy? LMAO!!
Actualy if you really want to know he sits on my clock radio...George Bush keeps vigil over my sleeping body 0_-...and he gives me stock advice, along with a good pep talk when I am down...Come Back George
OMFG this is unbeleivable...crap hit the fan...One of our "partners in crime" pulled out in the last second and makes a phone call, then an hour later we get a phone call from...lets call her victim...who says she is calling the cops cause she heard what we were gonna do...ARRGG...you cant play the game then pud out 
now our deserter and victum are getting fugged up seriosly...-.- ok calm down...if only mini george bush was here..he'd know what to do...
now our deserter and victum are getting fugged up seriosly...-.- ok calm down...if only mini george bush was here..he'd know what to do...Deny everything. Then later, when it's clear, make your partner in crime a human sacrifice. Prey that nobody will care. When/if the cops ask you anything say you were practicing a new organized religion - you felt the powers were unbalanced and god called for a human sacrifice.
Then, if you get sued, you can plead either freedom of religion/expression or, what usually works, insanity.
You didn't hear this from me.
Then, if you get sued, you can plead either freedom of religion/expression or, what usually works, insanity.
You didn't hear this from me.
Hey man,this chick not only took your photo without your consent,she also stole stuff from you and attempted to damage your property(paint on the car).So she asked for it.Tell her you'll press charges on her if she does it to you. 
Thats what I am saying..in the begining she was talking a whole lotta crap and then she calls up and acts like we are terrerists or something...I am not gonna do anything for a little while but we arre gonna get george back...then we may try someting little...but if she does a thing in the near future,all hell is gonna let loose
But if you do go to prison or anything, make sure your phone call is to redink or tal or someone, so they can let us know that you won't be here for a while.
Of corse since I am sure you all sit at your desk and ponder how long it will be till I grace you with my grate spealin abelity.
And as an update...
we have gotten back at the snitch...almost by luck, we saw her car at the movie theater and happened to still have the car window paint stuff in my car...so we did what any self respecting scourned group of guys with paint would do....
And also we got some random guys car who happened to be sitting outside my friends resteraunt...I somewhat knew him and he went to a friends of ours house and got him to call us to come over...we got there and he ran out of the house...WITH A KNIFE...i think we have pissed off the wrong guy...luckily we dukes of hazarded into the car and sped off life lightning ....until we ran into a dead in and they had followed us but we had a secret weapon, our extreme recklessness, I flipped it in reverse and did somewhat of a dounut just missing his car and we tore up some unlucky fools yard and got away....
-.- god I miss ole george...
And as an update...
we have gotten back at the snitch...almost by luck, we saw her car at the movie theater and happened to still have the car window paint stuff in my car...so we did what any self respecting scourned group of guys with paint would do....
And also we got some random guys car who happened to be sitting outside my friends resteraunt...I somewhat knew him and he went to a friends of ours house and got him to call us to come over...we got there and he ran out of the house...WITH A KNIFE...i think we have pissed off the wrong guy...luckily we dukes of hazarded into the car and sped off life lightning ....until we ran into a dead in and they had followed us but we had a secret weapon, our extreme recklessness, I flipped it in reverse and did somewhat of a dounut just missing his car and we tore up some unlucky fools yard and got away....
-.- god I miss ole george...
Uh oh... it might not be long until this "Prank war" involves guns!
More pranks...
While she is sleeping, if you can manage to get into her house, ducktape her to the bed
Put the sugar in the saltshaker and the salt into the sugar bowl
Does she have a Computer? Mwahahahaha...
While she is sleeping, if you can manage to get into her house, ducktape her to the bed
Put the sugar in the saltshaker and the salt into the sugar bowl
Does she have a Computer? Mwahahahaha...
POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED...yes you heard I have been visited by the popo...Her parents were cool with it but her grandmother has found out what we have been doing and she called the police on me and my associate...luckily she and I met at my house by the time the 5-0 got here and resolved it so no prison time for me
So to all you aspireing prankers know this...dont do the crime If you cant kiss up to cops...This conversation based on the actual conversation (improved for lack of coolness)
"Oh hello officer you caught me at a bad time, I was just finishing polishing my "good citizen award", Please come in, but watch your step I am working on my save the whale eaters campaign, Oh you have received complaints about mischeif, no, that is horrible I hope you catch the miscriants, You mean to say they think it was I...I was too busy collecting money for all the starving children in England, poor little buggers..."
I swear on my mother's fake leg that the honest to Budda truth
So to all you aspireing prankers know this...dont do the crime If you cant kiss up to cops...This conversation based on the actual conversation (improved for lack of coolness)
"Oh hello officer you caught me at a bad time, I was just finishing polishing my "good citizen award", Please come in, but watch your step I am working on my save the whale eaters campaign, Oh you have received complaints about mischeif, no, that is horrible I hope you catch the miscriants, You mean to say they think it was I...I was too busy collecting money for all the starving children in England, poor little buggers..."
I swear on my mother's fake leg that the honest to Budda truth
Sure just make sure I am played by an accurate actor....maybe brad pitt or Bill clinton....
Things arent going so well for my opponent, she stormed out of her house with her dad yelling at her and peeled out of the drive way and went to her grandmothers house...which once again to all the little kids saying I want to roll little susies moms car because vortex is cool and I want to grow up to be like him...this is your disclaimer
The ideas and/or actions described in this thread are not to be tried at home, I am a professional idiot, which goes with out saying. Disregarding this statement may be hazardous to your: health, social life, love life, or any combination of the three. The DinkNetwork does not endorse such actions and all legal action for such accidents involveing anything described in this thread should be directed at redink1, and as far away from vortex as possible...
Now I feel better about the welfare of the children...How bout you?
p.s. I know it doesnt fit in this thread but its shame about Johnny Carson dieing and all.
Things arent going so well for my opponent, she stormed out of her house with her dad yelling at her and peeled out of the drive way and went to her grandmothers house...which once again to all the little kids saying I want to roll little susies moms car because vortex is cool and I want to grow up to be like him...this is your disclaimer
The ideas and/or actions described in this thread are not to be tried at home, I am a professional idiot, which goes with out saying. Disregarding this statement may be hazardous to your: health, social life, love life, or any combination of the three. The DinkNetwork does not endorse such actions and all legal action for such accidents involveing anything described in this thread should be directed at redink1, and as far away from vortex as possible...
Now I feel better about the welfare of the children...How bout you?
p.s. I know it doesnt fit in this thread but its shame about Johnny Carson dieing and all.
February 16th 2005, 03:00 AM
Quest_techie
put a condom in the gas tank, it wont dissolve for quite some time, it will occasionally be sucked down block the fuel and she'll "run out of gas" when the tank looks full just to have flow restored again as soon as the condom floats back to the surface
Get shaving cream (like 10 cans) freeze it in liquid nitrogen, cut the cans off the now solid cream, put the ingots of shave into the car (preferably on a warm day) they will melt and expand, filling the car with harmless (but hell to remove) soap You can pick a scent she hates for effect
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hope those helped
Get shaving cream (like 10 cans) freeze it in liquid nitrogen, cut the cans off the now solid cream, put the ingots of shave into the car (preferably on a warm day) they will melt and expand, filling the car with harmless (but hell to remove) soap You can pick a scent she hates for effect
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hope those helped
