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January 23rd 2005, 10:42 PM
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Peasant He/Him United States
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POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED...yes you heard I have been visited by the popo...Her parents were cool with it but her grandmother has found out what we have been doing and she called the police on me and my associate...luckily she and I met at my house by the time the 5-0 got here and resolved it so no prison time for me

So to all you aspireing prankers know this...dont do the crime If you cant kiss up to cops...This conversation based on the actual conversation (improved for lack of coolness)

"Oh hello officer you caught me at a bad time, I was just finishing polishing my "good citizen award", Please come in, but watch your step I am working on my save the whale eaters campaign, Oh you have received complaints about mischeif, no, that is horrible I hope you catch the miscriants, You mean to say they think it was I...I was too busy collecting money for all the starving children in England, poor little buggers..."

I swear on my mother's fake leg that the honest to Budda truth