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February 16th 2005, 03:00 AM
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Quest_techie
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put a condom in the gas tank, it wont dissolve for quite some time, it will occasionally be sucked down block the fuel and she'll "run out of gas" when the tank looks full just to have flow restored again as soon as the condom floats back to the surface

Get shaving cream (like 10 cans) freeze it in liquid nitrogen, cut the cans off the now solid cream, put the ingots of shave into the car (preferably on a warm day) they will melt and expand, filling the car with harmless (but hell to remove) soap You can pick a scent she hates for effect

> hope those helped