The Dink Network

Sorry, dear readers, but I have to leave the Dink Community. You see, I have to go to the store in a bit, to pick up some eggs and bananas. And it is impossible to go on the internet either on the drive to the parking lot of the store, walking from the parking lot of the store and into the store, wandering around aimlessly in the store, waiting five hundred hours to proceed through the check-out lane, walking back to my car, and driving back home.

I will be back, though, in a couple hours.

You have absolutely no life do you? Especially since it looks like you are waiting for someone to respond to your post. Don't worry about it though, I'm sure plenty of other people on the board including me also have no life of their own.

You do speak the truth Redink. Just how much cocaine do the ACTUALLY put in Dink? Everybody gets so hooked...

Are You Back Yet?

>^@@^<

Dammit, I always wanted to do something like that

Not only do I lack any sort of life, I'm also easily-amused. The very thought of my post puts a smile on my face, and convlusions in my lungs (i.e. laughter).

I wasn't purposefully waiting for anyone to reply... I just have a natural tendency to check the board/admin whenever I don't have anything to do. Which is most of the time.

Sooooooooooo does that mean you are back?? <looks releived or is relieved..>

>^..^<

Haha, I read 'back' as 'black'. I was like, WTF?

Being easily amused is good, people are to dang serios these days.

I've been saying that for years... though usually without typos.

Teeeheeeheheeee, papper bag.

Im gonna leave the community for about....8 to 12 hours because i have to sleep.Good night

You know, once something has been satired once, it's not quite as (or at all) funny the second time...

*YAWN*
well soory guys, i'm going to be leaving the dink community, its probably only going to be for about 15 minutes, but it'll still furt.

~third times a charm

It is a little know fact that furting is something that dwarves once did as a national sport. Before they got tossed, that is.

.. think about it....

This post is fricken funny as heck. Good stuff redman.

SimonK, you seem to know a lot about furting and dwarves...anything you want to tell us??

>^..^<

Ask no questions and I'll tell you no lies...

He's on target as usual. Furting was to good too pass up or off as the case may be.