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Wow. I'm surprised. He's one of the most helpful members of the community and even released an epic d-mod!

SimonK also should be a staff member. Because he's good.

Whoa, nametopique! Nice one too

So 'ey, how about it?

SimonK is staff, though junior staff, he's staff.

Talking about staff now, where did this SuperwolfMan go? I didn't see him for a looooooooong time.

He has been consumed by that horrid FFXI game.

I don't think there needs to be like 10 people in the staff. I mean, there's no need for that many.

what about water closets

What about them? Don't drink out of them.

I hope you're not speaking from experience?

And Simon, I hope your watercloset isn't filling up as we speak...

My tap doesn't leak or drip. Screwed on tight is best.

i think joshriot is talking about wc

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i think desertgrl new that

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I thought everyone knew that

LOL! omg I just read simom's post. Very inventive.

I think we should either...

A) Have an Anti-Staff, led over by Joshriot, Iceman, Myself and of course; Tal.

B) Sack all staff members and employ me as "Master of Puppets" so I can make you all dance all day long. Not that I don't do that anyway...

or...

C) Remove the cork from your rear orifice so you can re-establish correct bowel movements

You are a very cruel man Simon. That cork's there for a reason!

LOL (yes I really did!)

I cannot even begin to think why the cork would be there, but for God's sake pull it out, or get a trained monkey to do it.

Maybe it's there to make it better for the people that kiss his ass.

The concept of any one wanting to kiss him anywhere is a strange one, let alone confining the target area to his rear.

So you have to kiss butt to become a Staff Member? (wonders who's butt SimonK kissed?? )

>^..^<

Nice how topics can go here

Just read the topic title (where the topic started):

Simeon isn't a staff member?

And now we're here:

So you have to kiss butt to become a Staff Member?

They think you kiss butt

Vegetables

Simon, I think you are the funniest person, I have ever met.
Really I do. A cork up my ass, oh how amusing. Hohoho...

A cork up my ass, oh how amusing. Hohoho...
 

And when you remove it, you can go:

"oh... oh... oh..."

You just keep on wondering...

An active imagination is good for you.

SimonK, you romantic devi, you...

>^**^<

I'm starting to get a bit worried, what with you talking about inserting and removing things from my ass all the time.
It's just scary.