The Dink Network

This will bother a lot of people I'm sure, but hear me out when I say: Kill all the old people! How does this help us? First of all, most of you will be like, "NO, I won't be able to eat all of grandma's delicious food!" Just think about it though, you'll be a lot healthier! No more of grandma's fat ass shoot! Why do you think you're so fudgeing fat? It's not because of genetics which is probably what you are telling yourself. Why oh why do you have that gut, then? You may also say,"These are people, we can't take away people's lives unless in self-defense!" These aren't people! What kind of man needs another person to hold his cock? One that probably wants to die. You may also ask me where you draw the line of old and not quite old yet. That's easy, your life ends when social security begins. That way we could end this bad excuse for a social program that seems to take up so much of our national budget. Perhaps even a fudge-up like Bush would be able to get our deficit below 400 billion with that surplus, and we get rid of cheney, rumsfeld, jr's dad, and reagan. Old people are like leaches, they contribute nothing and get everything. Mexicans that everyone complains about actually do more than all these old people.
Just some evil thoughts festering in the back of my mind.

You are one sick person. How old are you? Ready to get your gun and go out killing? You need to be put away.

The Blog was sarcasm.

No, it was just you being mental. Sarcasm is only effective if you use it the right way.

Aren't you aware that if you look at something entirely from one side that you can make it seem like nothing is wrong with it? I could've done something similiar about fascism. I said something that few people would admit to actually using as a solution and said only good things about it.

i'm not fat

Pfft. What we really need to do is to tell all of the people experiencing the potato famine to eat their children.

(That was another satire that this one seems to be ripping off, in some way I can't put my finger on.)

Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal".

I wasn't actually thinking of that when I wrote this(at least not consciously).

People that are born handicapped should be killed. Also people who want to die, should be killed. But old people? No.