Interviewing the REALLY interesting persons
Since we're so into interviewing lately, how 'bout interviewing the REALLY interesting persons, like... King Daniel, Martridge, Dink...
For example:
Q: King Daniel, you keep on sending Dink on quests. Don't you have anything better to do?
A: Well, I'm a lazy dude and much more into eating cheese then doing anything else. So if Dink is stupid enough to accept everytime I tell him to rescue something, that's his worry, not mine.
Q: King Daniel, we always see you sitting on your throne alone. Don't you want to have a queen?
A: Why should I? A queen would bother me all the time with questions about the jewels and dresses she needs. Nah. Ever since SimonK made me a brothel, I can go there whenever I want. And they don't nag about jewels.
Q: King Daniel, you're always surrounded by knight. But they never do anything, but just stand there. What purpose do they have? And how do they qualify for the job?
A: Well, I happened to stumble uppon some armours that where just lying around in the basement, and I ordered my servants to polish them and put them in the throneroom. It really gives a nice touch, doesn't it? And they seem ever so alive, although they never move.
Q: So the knights are just armours?
A: The ones in my throneroom are. But the ones you see moving around for some unknown reason, probably are alive. I don't know. I don't care either.
Q: So what are your interests, besides ordering Dink around and sitting on your throne?
A: Don't forget the brothel!
Q: Yes, and that too.
A: Indeed. Well, I like cheese very much. And food in general.
Q: Do you have any plans for the future?
A: No.
Q: None whatsoever?
A: Well... It would be nice if I could change clothes, but no one seems to be interested in making me a new one.
Q: Well, thank you very much for your time!
A: Sure. Where's Dink? I've got a new quest for him. Dink? Dink! DINK!
Anyone feel like doing such interviews?
For example:
Q: King Daniel, you keep on sending Dink on quests. Don't you have anything better to do?
A: Well, I'm a lazy dude and much more into eating cheese then doing anything else. So if Dink is stupid enough to accept everytime I tell him to rescue something, that's his worry, not mine.
Q: King Daniel, we always see you sitting on your throne alone. Don't you want to have a queen?
A: Why should I? A queen would bother me all the time with questions about the jewels and dresses she needs. Nah. Ever since SimonK made me a brothel, I can go there whenever I want. And they don't nag about jewels.
Q: King Daniel, you're always surrounded by knight. But they never do anything, but just stand there. What purpose do they have? And how do they qualify for the job?
A: Well, I happened to stumble uppon some armours that where just lying around in the basement, and I ordered my servants to polish them and put them in the throneroom. It really gives a nice touch, doesn't it? And they seem ever so alive, although they never move.
Q: So the knights are just armours?
A: The ones in my throneroom are. But the ones you see moving around for some unknown reason, probably are alive. I don't know. I don't care either.
Q: So what are your interests, besides ordering Dink around and sitting on your throne?
A: Don't forget the brothel!
Q: Yes, and that too.
A: Indeed. Well, I like cheese very much. And food in general.
Q: Do you have any plans for the future?
A: No.
Q: None whatsoever?
A: Well... It would be nice if I could change clothes, but no one seems to be interested in making me a new one.
Q: Well, thank you very much for your time!
A: Sure. Where's Dink? I've got a new quest for him. Dink? Dink! DINK!
Anyone feel like doing such interviews?
Um, Binirit... you do know that King Daniel, Martridge, and Dink are fictional characters, right? 
Sort of hard to conduct an interview that way, almost like interviewing yourself.
Sort of hard to conduct an interview that way, almost like interviewing yourself.
Q: So then Seth, what's life as an Ancient like?
A: Well, you know Sabre, it's pretty good. I've gpot the money, the women, and of course the prestige. All round, it's just great.
Q: That's good to hear, but after Dink annihilated you...
A: Annihilated? I wouldn't say that!
Q: Well what would you say?
A: I'd say I took a strategic withdrawal into the grave.
Q: That doesn't seem to be a sound tactic to me... your just dead now.
A: Look you, I'M an Ancient. What are you, some shrivelled up "Dinker"? Who are you to laugh at me?
Q: Still on the pep pills then?
A: Of course not, I wouldn't touch that stuff. Who have you been talking to? Was it Redink? I knew he'd say something!
*INTERVIEW TERMINATED*
A: Well, you know Sabre, it's pretty good. I've gpot the money, the women, and of course the prestige. All round, it's just great.
Q: That's good to hear, but after Dink annihilated you...
A: Annihilated? I wouldn't say that!
Q: Well what would you say?
A: I'd say I took a strategic withdrawal into the grave.
Q: That doesn't seem to be a sound tactic to me... your just dead now.
A: Look you, I'M an Ancient. What are you, some shrivelled up "Dinker"? Who are you to laugh at me?
Q: Still on the pep pills then?
A: Of course not, I wouldn't touch that stuff. Who have you been talking to? Was it Redink? I knew he'd say something!
*INTERVIEW TERMINATED*
Q: So there Quackers, what has your life been up to after your adventure in the village?
A: Bite me. But fine, I'll answer your question... I'm living with Ethel in Stonebrook, as always. It has been a peaceful time, since Dink left. But Mr Smilestien sometimes comes over with some pieces of bread and pumpkins of his farm, which was once overrun by pillbugs. His farm's doing rather well these days as his pumpkins taste good, hehe.
Q: Very well Quackers. Well, I think it's time for you to go home to Ethel.
A: QUACK!!
A: Bite me. But fine, I'll answer your question... I'm living with Ethel in Stonebrook, as always. It has been a peaceful time, since Dink left. But Mr Smilestien sometimes comes over with some pieces of bread and pumpkins of his farm, which was once overrun by pillbugs. His farm's doing rather well these days as his pumpkins taste good, hehe.
Q: Very well Quackers. Well, I think it's time for you to go home to Ethel.
A: QUACK!!
It's a straight correlation : Interviews getting shorter, Dinkers getting lazier. 
