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Since we're so into interviewing lately, how 'bout interviewing the REALLY interesting persons, like... King Daniel, Martridge, Dink...
For example:
Q: King Daniel, you keep on sending Dink on quests. Don't you have anything better to do?
A: Well, I'm a lazy dude and much more into eating cheese then doing anything else. So if Dink is stupid enough to accept everytime I tell him to rescue something, that's his worry, not mine.
Q: King Daniel, we always see you sitting on your throne alone. Don't you want to have a queen?
A: Why should I? A queen would bother me all the time with questions about the jewels and dresses she needs. Nah. Ever since SimonK made me a brothel, I can go there whenever I want. And they don't nag about jewels.
Q: King Daniel, you're always surrounded by knight. But they never do anything, but just stand there. What purpose do they have? And how do they qualify for the job?
A: Well, I happened to stumble uppon some armours that where just lying around in the basement, and I ordered my servants to polish them and put them in the throneroom. It really gives a nice touch, doesn't it? And they seem ever so alive, although they never move.
Q: So the knights are just armours?
A: The ones in my throneroom are. But the ones you see moving around for some unknown reason, probably are alive. I don't know. I don't care either.
Q: So what are your interests, besides ordering Dink around and sitting on your throne?
A: Don't forget the brothel!
Q: Yes, and that too.
A: Indeed. Well, I like cheese very much. And food in general.
Q: Do you have any plans for the future?
A: No.
Q: None whatsoever?
A: Well... It would be nice if I could change clothes, but no one seems to be interested in making me a new one.
Q: Well, thank you very much for your time!
A: Sure. Where's Dink? I've got a new quest for him. Dink? Dink! DINK!
Anyone feel like doing such interviews?
For example:
Q: King Daniel, you keep on sending Dink on quests. Don't you have anything better to do?
A: Well, I'm a lazy dude and much more into eating cheese then doing anything else. So if Dink is stupid enough to accept everytime I tell him to rescue something, that's his worry, not mine.
Q: King Daniel, we always see you sitting on your throne alone. Don't you want to have a queen?
A: Why should I? A queen would bother me all the time with questions about the jewels and dresses she needs. Nah. Ever since SimonK made me a brothel, I can go there whenever I want. And they don't nag about jewels.
Q: King Daniel, you're always surrounded by knight. But they never do anything, but just stand there. What purpose do they have? And how do they qualify for the job?
A: Well, I happened to stumble uppon some armours that where just lying around in the basement, and I ordered my servants to polish them and put them in the throneroom. It really gives a nice touch, doesn't it? And they seem ever so alive, although they never move.
Q: So the knights are just armours?
A: The ones in my throneroom are. But the ones you see moving around for some unknown reason, probably are alive. I don't know. I don't care either.
Q: So what are your interests, besides ordering Dink around and sitting on your throne?
A: Don't forget the brothel!
Q: Yes, and that too.
A: Indeed. Well, I like cheese very much. And food in general.
Q: Do you have any plans for the future?
A: No.
Q: None whatsoever?
A: Well... It would be nice if I could change clothes, but no one seems to be interested in making me a new one.
Q: Well, thank you very much for your time!
A: Sure. Where's Dink? I've got a new quest for him. Dink? Dink! DINK!
Anyone feel like doing such interviews?
