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here's the deal:

September 2nd 2003, 07:43 AM
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joshriot
Peasant They/Them United States
keep it real 
i punch you in the face, you give me $1.
September 2nd 2003, 07:51 AM
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nah
September 2nd 2003, 07:54 AM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
it depends. will you wear a ring?
September 2nd 2003, 07:59 AM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Is joshriot some king of sick and twisted tooth-fairy, who smashes our faces to get to out molars?
September 2nd 2003, 12:03 PM
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safmoor
Peasant He/Him
 
The difference is that the tooth fairy isn't real, so you don't need to worry about it coming after you (like something out of that lame movie, Darkness Falls). Josh however, is real and will punch out a tooth for a dollar, then if you refuse, he will punch out the other and ask for two. Don't f*ck with him.
September 2nd 2003, 01:13 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Yeah, like joshriot is real. He's make believe, just like Canada.
September 2nd 2003, 01:18 PM
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Christiaan
Bard They/Them Netherlands
Lazy bum 
I thought Canada was a US experiment?
September 2nd 2003, 01:45 PM
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safmoor
Peasant He/Him
 
Sabre is right about Canada not being real, its basically Britain's spy into America, adopting their culture, their accent(partially), and even having some of their people achieve stardom. You want proof? Owen Nolan, a hockey player, was born in Northern Island(traitors!), and was moved to Canada. The link there is obviously Britain. Also, the CIA has agents in every single country in the world except for England, Canada, and Australia(This could be some kind of conspiracy that Britain and the US are one loosely held together country.). There government is the same too, it has the same kind of government and doesn't really try to differentiate itself like say America. This would probably also make Australia not a real country, but I know that Canada only exists on paper.
-After I wrote this, I was wondering for myself if this post was serious or just some kind of joke. So, if you think it's smart, I wrote it clear minded, if not, well, I'm sky high on reefer again.
September 2nd 2003, 04:18 PM
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If Canada's not real, I'm just so confused as to where I've been living all these years . . .
September 2nd 2003, 04:43 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Neithskye : Probably just some island where they have tricked you...

Safmoor : Whilst Canada is indeed, a pretend country, I can assure you it is nothing to do with us Brits! I have heard that it is a testing ground for the FBI though, and they grow mutated beings capable of many powers (much like the X-men) there, ready for any major war.


September 2nd 2003, 04:49 PM
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safmoor
Peasant He/Him
 
Don't let Prime Minister Blair feed you lies, he's made it sound like he has never made any mistakes ever, which of course isn't true, if he were pinoccio, his nose would extend out past pluto.
-Canada is a country that makes Britain feel erect again after their great empire became impotent.
September 2nd 2003, 05:00 PM
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SabreTrout
Noble He/Him United Kingdom
Tigertigertiger. 
Like anybody in England listens to Tony Blair! He has made many mistakes, largely due to being Bush's lap dog.
September 3rd 2003, 11:36 AM
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Kat
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Some of you are sadly mistaken, Canada is alive and supporting that wishy-washy place to the South. I say it's time to *drop the dead weight* , so this Great Country of Canada can finally, reap all the rich rewards it so justly deserves!!

>^..^<
September 3rd 2003, 01:49 PM
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trav666
Peasant He/Him
 
how does canada have news everybody when there arent triple homocides and gun fights in school going on everyday?
September 3rd 2003, 03:41 PM
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Dukie
Peasant He/Him
 
They focus more on the other aspects of the news in Canada.. Which is why there are less triple homicides and stuff.. Watch Waiting For Columbine