The Dink Network

Sabre is right about Canada not being real, its basically Britain's spy into America, adopting their culture, their accent(partially), and even having some of their people achieve stardom. You want proof? Owen Nolan, a hockey player, was born in Northern Island(traitors!), and was moved to Canada. The link there is obviously Britain. Also, the CIA has agents in every single country in the world except for England, Canada, and Australia(This could be some kind of conspiracy that Britain and the US are one loosely held together country.). There government is the same too, it has the same kind of government and doesn't really try to differentiate itself like say America. This would probably also make Australia not a real country, but I know that Canada only exists on paper.
-After I wrote this, I was wondering for myself if this post was serious or just some kind of joke. So, if you think it's smart, I wrote it clear minded, if not, well, I'm sky high on reefer again.