The biggest troll in the whole ducking universe.
So yesterday I bought this Acer laptop, right? This thing costs around 500$.
Now let me let you in on a little secret. This 500$ piece of shit which has specs so good you can run gta v, this thing doesn't have a cd-drive......
This would've been ok, if all of the needed drivers DIDN'T COME ON A CD.
Let that sink in for a bit.
A laptop without a cd-drive....has all of its needed drivers on a cd...
Bravo, Acer...I've never seen such a magestic troll in my whole life...
Now let me let you in on a little secret. This 500$ piece of shit which has specs so good you can run gta v, this thing doesn't have a cd-drive......
This would've been ok, if all of the needed drivers DIDN'T COME ON A CD.
Let that sink in for a bit.
A laptop without a cd-drive....has all of its needed drivers on a cd...
Bravo, Acer...I've never seen such a magestic troll in my whole life...
Was this incredibly obvious flaw even mentioned by the sale dude/site, or were they too embarrassed by Acer's genius?
The site where I got it from didn't even mention ANYTHING about the CD-drive at all. Sneaky sons of bitches.
You should request a full refund for selling you something that can't even have its drivers installed.
Are you sure that the drivers aren't installed already? If you can get on the internet you can also download them and ignore the cds. It is hilarious though. 
Also, don't buy Acer. I have an Acer laptop, it overheats all the time.
Also, don't buy Acer. I have an Acer laptop, it overheats all the time.
Also, don't buy Acer. I have an Acer laptop, it overheats all the time.
Don't buy laptops at all for anything intensive. They're not built well enough to take the heat from stuff like games or editing. Tooooooo damn cramped in there.
Fun fact: I have this piece of shit alienware laying around in here. I removed the battery in case it begins the final countdown. I also rescued all my files from it which are all very happy I did.
BLUEDY, BUILD YOUR OWN.
Don't buy laptops at all for anything intensive. They're not built well enough to take the heat from stuff like games or editing. Tooooooo damn cramped in there.
Fun fact: I have this piece of shit alienware laying around in here. I removed the battery in case it begins the final countdown. I also rescued all my files from it which are all very happy I did.
BLUEDY, BUILD YOUR OWN.
I can't build my own laptop! I don't have the money! And neither do my parents!
Anyways, I can't get a refund, the place where I got it from only lets me exchange the laptop with something else
P.S: I need to buy an external cd-drive, because this thing has Linpus Linux installed(which is like FreeDos).
Anyways, I can't get a refund, the place where I got it from only lets me exchange the laptop with something else
P.S: I need to buy an external cd-drive, because this thing has Linpus Linux installed(which is like FreeDos).
No, no, don't build a laptop. Build an actual PC if you want to play games on it and shit. Actually, do that no matter what you want to do on it I guess. You can do cheaper.
Well I live in a really small apartment, and I wouldn't be able to put the PC in a place.
In any case, this laptop will have to do
In any case, this laptop will have to do
http://gparted.org/
You could have a friend with a DVD burner, build an ISO of the disk with the drivers on it.
You should be able to partition a USB stick to have 1 partition identify as a CD/DVD drive, and the other as a data storage partition. Afaics, you can also make the CD partition bootable. From there, simply burn the iso to the faux CD drive which lives on your usb stick.
Mm
You could have a friend with a DVD burner, build an ISO of the disk with the drivers on it.
You should be able to partition a USB stick to have 1 partition identify as a CD/DVD drive, and the other as a data storage partition. Afaics, you can also make the CD partition bootable. From there, simply burn the iso to the faux CD drive which lives on your usb stick.
Mm
GOD DANG IT. WHY DID GOD HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORLD SO COMPLICATED?!
He didn't. Ra did.
Who Ra?
I mean ...
Hoorah.
Who Ra?
I mean ...
Hoorah.
GOD DANG IT! WHY DID RA HAVE TO MAKE THIS WORLD SO COMPLICATED?
I have a PC in my room which is smallest compared to other rooms. I have a PC and guess what. It fits and it's in a normal case. While my monitor with TV Turner acts as both TV AND monitor for it while hanging on my wall.
As for laptops, just get ASUS ones.
As for laptops, just get ASUS ones.
Nah, screw everything. I'll find a way to use this thing.
I'M NOT GIVING UP SO EASILY!!
I'M NOT GIVING UP SO EASILY!!
I think Min had a hand in it too, or something...
Ra didnt, Lord Luigi did.
This Luigi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97QmMtw6To
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o97QmMtw6To
OK, update on this piece of shit, plus I need some advice from you if you can help me:
So I tried for HOURSSSSS to load windows from a cd, a usb, from everything i had. NOTHING. Yet I'm trying right now yet again. If not, then Imma take this laptop to some pro my mom's friend knows.
So : Can you boot windows from an external cd drive such as this one? Note: It's not the same external cd drive I have.
Also can I burn files to a dvd without a downloaded burning software? Like, copy-paste the files onto the dvd and then right click-> Burn to disc ?
So I tried for HOURSSSSS to load windows from a cd, a usb, from everything i had. NOTHING. Yet I'm trying right now yet again. If not, then Imma take this laptop to some pro my mom's friend knows.
So : Can you boot windows from an external cd drive such as this one? Note: It's not the same external cd drive I have.
Also can I burn files to a dvd without a downloaded burning software? Like, copy-paste the files onto the dvd and then right click-> Burn to disc ?
Booting from an external cd-drive, no. But you should be able to install it. If you could boot it from the cd-drive, then you'd also need room on that disc for your user folder that contains all the documents and pictures and shit you make and when you burn a disc, I think it just gets rid of all the unused space or makes it unreadable so you can't write anything further to it. I'm not totally sure how burning discs work as I haven't done it since I gave someone my horrendous RPG Maker games on cd which was yeeeeaaaars ago and it may have not actually involved burning.
But I don't see why it wouldn't be able to install from the external drive. It's USB and I installed windows on a boot drive which was just a USB stick. Just make sure to have it plugged in before hand, and then I have no idea. Go to the bios by mashing Delete or Escape or something? One of those numbered F buttons? I don't even remember if you go to bios for that. So, I'm just guessing and am too lazy to look up anything.
As for burning without software, uh...yes, I just checked and windows media player has a burn option. No idea if it's good or not but it's sure a hell of a lot better than iTunes which I may not have ever used but it's Apple and I know that they manage it like idiots and make stupid updates and that the software slows everything down.
Feel free to flame me if it turns out that nothing I said is true. I am not smurt.
But I don't see why it wouldn't be able to install from the external drive. It's USB and I installed windows on a boot drive which was just a USB stick. Just make sure to have it plugged in before hand, and then I have no idea. Go to the bios by mashing Delete or Escape or something? One of those numbered F buttons? I don't even remember if you go to bios for that. So, I'm just guessing and am too lazy to look up anything.
As for burning without software, uh...yes, I just checked and windows media player has a burn option. No idea if it's good or not but it's sure a hell of a lot better than iTunes which I may not have ever used but it's Apple and I know that they manage it like idiots and make stupid updates and that the software slows everything down.
Feel free to flame me if it turns out that nothing I said is true. I am not smurt.
Go to the bios by mashing Delete or Escape or something? One of those numbered F buttons? I don't even remember if you go to bios for that. So, I'm just guessing and am too lazy to look up anything.
Yeah, you need to go to the BIOS when the laptop starts, and change the boot order list so that whatever drive you're trying to run Windows from is FIRST. If the computer's booting from C, for example, and that's where the Linux OS is, it'll never run the Windows setup on startup. You should be able to run Windows from an external USB drive, as long as the drive shows up in the BIOS.
Yeah, you need to go to the BIOS when the laptop starts, and change the boot order list so that whatever drive you're trying to run Windows from is FIRST. If the computer's booting from C, for example, and that's where the Linux OS is, it'll never run the Windows setup on startup. You should be able to run Windows from an external USB drive, as long as the drive shows up in the BIOS.
It doesn't matter anymore guys, but thanks. In 2 hours Imma get that laptop up and running!
I'm now writing from my brand new laptop B-)
So yesterday I bought this Acer laptop, right? This thing costs around 500$.
Now let me let you in on a little secret. This 500$ piece of shit which has specs so good you can run gta v, this thing doesn't have a cd-drive......
This would've been ok, if all of the needed drivers DIDN'T COME ON A CD.
Let that sink in for a bit.
A laptop without a cd-drive....has all of its needed drivers on a cd...
Bravo, Acer...I've never seen such a magestic troll in my whole life...
The one I have is like yours. It makes me mad now and then.
Now let me let you in on a little secret. This 500$ piece of shit which has specs so good you can run gta v, this thing doesn't have a cd-drive......
This would've been ok, if all of the needed drivers DIDN'T COME ON A CD.
Let that sink in for a bit.
A laptop without a cd-drive....has all of its needed drivers on a cd...
Bravo, Acer...I've never seen such a magestic troll in my whole life...
The one I have is like yours. It makes me mad now and then.
I bought an external cd-drive that...kind of werx....;(
his knowledge on how to spell "works" was the price.
How much did that cost you?
Bah, not too much, but every now and then, when I wanna install something, I have to dig it up from the pile of old ass tech.
Bah, not too much, but every now and then, when I wanna install something, I have to dig it up from the pile of old ass tech.
I have to dig it up from the pile of old ass tech.
Your private little junkyard eh?
Your private little junkyard eh?
Is Dink and other games in the pile of old tech?
Nah. I keep ALL my games in a nice, clean, cardboard box under my bed.
Old tech means weird cords, a joystick, some cds. That kind of crap
Old tech means weird cords, a joystick, some cds. That kind of crap
Nah. I keep ALL my games in a nice, clean, cardboard box under my bed.
Old tech means weird cords, a joystick, some cds. That kind of crap
That's exactly what I do with cords and games.
Old tech means weird cords, a joystick, some cds. That kind of crap
That's exactly what I do with cords and games.
i just have every game on shelves except the ones on steam, obviously because there's no room on the shelves for them.
i have created the ultimate forest of cords maybe, but it's fine until you wanna do something, then you can't access them without stretching your body apart. i should really do something about that at some point.
cds are on a spindle thing. then there's this leather book thing with random shit like mall tycoon, tonka construction, and some greeting card program.
i have created the ultimate forest of cords maybe, but it's fine until you wanna do something, then you can't access them without stretching your body apart. i should really do something about that at some point.
cds are on a spindle thing. then there's this leather book thing with random shit like mall tycoon, tonka construction, and some greeting card program.
But who among us has the most games? A list of my games is below, I didn't feel like counting them.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PHML6-5npjlcDMwLkI4yfb-VUBUYWIpO-J0QxQIGUYo/edit?usp=sharing
@Bluedy, don't you ever worry about your mom selling your games or anything? Or at least Skurn finding where you live and finding where you keep the pudding?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PHML6-5npjlcDMwLkI4yfb-VUBUYWIpO-J0QxQIGUYo/edit?usp=sharing
@Bluedy, don't you ever worry about your mom selling your games or anything? Or at least Skurn finding where you live and finding where you keep the pudding?
uh...let's see
21 atari 2600 carts
30 nes carts and powerpak which doesn't really count
3 genesis
3 n64
super game boy counts i guess? maybe
10 snes
19 ps1 though there are 5 or so on ps3 maybe
1 gamecube. yeah.
3 famicom
3 super famicom
12 ds and however many are in this box thing or smashed
20 3ds
16 wii
22 ps3
28 if you go by boxes since there are duplicates and one of the ps3 ones is a collection of some of these
49 pc if you count the ohio distinctive and other educational bullshit and the maximillion pegasus cd from a happy meal. also, activity cds. 491+ if you count steam also and whatever else is downloaded. that'll take universes of time to count though.
13 psp, also duplicates.
7 indie game thingies.
2 gameboy, does gameboy camera count?
1 gameboy colour
26 gameboy advance, though since these are in the box thing with the other game boy shit, there could also be some laying around in random places...between two places. or even more maybe?? if i brought them to places and lost them??? oh yeah, and this klepto kid from "school" stole a whole bunch.
2 isolated ds that are also in this box...also, it should be noted i have an empty ds box. so.
did i defeat you, dack? am i the stronger warrior
21 atari 2600 carts
30 nes carts and powerpak which doesn't really count
3 genesis
3 n64
super game boy counts i guess? maybe
10 snes
19 ps1 though there are 5 or so on ps3 maybe
1 gamecube. yeah.
3 famicom
3 super famicom
12 ds and however many are in this box thing or smashed
20 3ds
16 wii
22 ps3
28 if you go by boxes since there are duplicates and one of the ps3 ones is a collection of some of these
49 pc if you count the ohio distinctive and other educational bullshit and the maximillion pegasus cd from a happy meal. also, activity cds. 491+ if you count steam also and whatever else is downloaded. that'll take universes of time to count though.
13 psp, also duplicates.
7 indie game thingies.
2 gameboy, does gameboy camera count?
1 gameboy colour
26 gameboy advance, though since these are in the box thing with the other game boy shit, there could also be some laying around in random places...between two places. or even more maybe?? if i brought them to places and lost them??? oh yeah, and this klepto kid from "school" stole a whole bunch.
2 isolated ds that are also in this box...also, it should be noted i have an empty ds box. so.
did i defeat you, dack? am i the stronger warrior
also 2 ancient pong machines. no, not arcade cabinets. i wish i had arcade cabinets. :c
don't you ever worry about your mom selling your games or anything?
Nope, cuz my mom
1. usually doesn't sell shit
2. knows that it's MY SHIT and has no right over what to do with them (especially because I paid for them)
3.doesn't give a duck about my stuff. I can throw them in the trash can, give them to a homeless person or beat a homeless person with them, she doesn't give two shits.
As for what games I have:
Morrowind GOTY
Oblivion GOTY
Skyrim Legendary
GTA Vice City
Star Craft
Assassins Creed 1 and 2
4 Lara Croft Games
Age of Empires 1 and 2 with expansions
Heroes of might and magic 3 (crappy, hd, steam version)
Gothic 1
Gothic 2
Gothic 3
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
And that's just the important stuff.
My last birthday my bro gave me some games from his game collection (50 DUCKING GAMES IN ONE BIRTHDAY). He had them all from a romanian game reviewing magazine which came togheter with a game. Over the years, my bro made a nice stack of FULL games( not demos)
For examples the gothic games and STALKER, I have them from the magazine. ONLY 4 DOLLARS MONTHLY
I also have a nintendo ds(which is hacked, so I can get games off the internet for free and play them ^-^)
Aaaand a 3DS with Ocarina of time on it.
Nope, cuz my mom
1. usually doesn't sell shit
2. knows that it's MY SHIT and has no right over what to do with them (especially because I paid for them)
3.doesn't give a duck about my stuff. I can throw them in the trash can, give them to a homeless person or beat a homeless person with them, she doesn't give two shits.
As for what games I have:
Morrowind GOTY
Oblivion GOTY
Skyrim Legendary
GTA Vice City
Star Craft
Assassins Creed 1 and 2
4 Lara Croft Games
Age of Empires 1 and 2 with expansions
Heroes of might and magic 3 (crappy, hd, steam version)
Gothic 1
Gothic 2
Gothic 3
S.T.A.L.K.E.R
And that's just the important stuff.
My last birthday my bro gave me some games from his game collection (50 DUCKING GAMES IN ONE BIRTHDAY). He had them all from a romanian game reviewing magazine which came togheter with a game. Over the years, my bro made a nice stack of FULL games( not demos)
For examples the gothic games and STALKER, I have them from the magazine. ONLY 4 DOLLARS MONTHLY
I also have a nintendo ds(which is hacked, so I can get games off the internet for free and play them ^-^)
Aaaand a 3DS with Ocarina of time on it.
Star Craft
Age of Empires 1 and 2 with expansions
Ocarina of time
Love these three games.
Age of Empires 1 and 2 with expansions
Ocarina of time
Love these three games.
You should try gothic 1 and 2.
STAY AWAY FROM GOTHIC 3 THOUGH
STAY AWAY FROM GOTHIC 3 THOUGH
i only have gothic 4 and it was assballs.
how the hell do you hack a ds?
Well, not really hacking, Maybe modding, I dunno. You buy an illegal ds cartridge from the black market/. Ok not really, you just buy a cartride from the internet that, isn't a game. It's an app that opens roms. And how do you get these roms? off the duckign internet of course!! then you put them on a memory card and then you penetrate the ds with the memory card and then BOOM. When you open the ds, a menu will open, with all the roms that you downloaded(games). This is also a good way to play homebrew games.
Well, not really hacking, Maybe modding, I dunno. You buy an illegal ds cartridge from the black market/. Ok not really, you just buy a cartride from the internet that, isn't a game. It's an app that opens roms. And how do you get these roms? off the duckign internet of course!! then you put them on a memory card and then you penetrate the ds with the memory card and then BOOM. When you open the ds, a menu will open, with all the roms that you downloaded(games). This is also a good way to play homebrew games.
i only have gothic 4 and it was assballs.
Bluedy warned us about gothic 3, wouldn't you think gothic 4 would be pretty bad?
Bluedy warned us about gothic 3, wouldn't you think gothic 4 would be pretty bad?
i only have gothic 4 and it was assballs.
Play gothic 1 and 2. from then on, the series turns to bullshit! also gothic 4 was made by a different company, not the same that made the first 3 games!
Play gothic 1 and 2. from then on, the series turns to bullshit! also gothic 4 was made by a different company, not the same that made the first 3 games!
Bluedy warned us about gothic 3, wouldn't you think gothic 4 would be pretty bad?
Nah, because I dont take gothic 4 into consideration HAHAHAHAHAHH
Nah, because I dont take gothic 4 into consideration HAHAHAHAHAHH
OH I also had a modded ps2 (with all the games I wanted) in my childhood but MY BRO SOLD IT.
THAT SHIT HAD MORTAL KOMBAT ARMAGEDDON ON IT FFS! THAT'S MY FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME.
THAT SHIT HAD MORTAL KOMBAT ARMAGEDDON ON IT FFS! THAT'S MY FAVOURITE GAME OF ALL TIME.
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I miss Taven
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE TAVEN? I THINK HE'S KEWL!
WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE TAVEN? I THINK HE'S KEWL!
GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! I miss Taven
Alright, for a price...
Alright, for a price...
All I have is some old barbie stickers and some 2$ pencils.
Best I can do
Best I can do
Alright I'll charge you half price.
$50,000,000,000.00
$50,000,000,000.00
SHIT. Aight how about I throw in something a lot more valuable togheter with these barbie stickers and pencils? I don't wanna do this but, duck it, I'll put in a pickle.
At this point I'm giving you more than I should. I hope you know what I'm sacrificing here!
At this point I'm giving you more than I should. I hope you know what I'm sacrificing here!
That's not even a dot on a chess board my friend. You're going to have to do better than that.
hey, i got the dough right here. gimme the ps2.
The price has just tripled, there is someone else bidding for it to.
You're killin' me here man! AIGHT DUCK IT ENJOY YOUR PS2
hey, no problem. i get economics. i still have the dough, though. ready to sell it?
fine, fine. i'll just go kill him then.
haha, you say that like i'll be defeated. goin to his house right now.
He's drinking tea with chuck norris and eating crackers with Muhammad Ali.
noooooo problem. i got this. just trying to figure out the code to his gate now.
He'll know if get past that. His personal army of beanie babies will know too.
it's ok, i got the ps2. they were too old to fight anyways.
How did you get by his legion of beanie babies?
Mr. T called. He said someone was foolish enough to steel his toaster.
yeah, i needed a new one. tell mr t he can go buy another.
