Let's Play a Game
It's called "Out Stupid the Previously Named Character's or Characters' Stupidity".
I'll start and immediately win. Know that saying or whatever "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"? Let's multiply that by a hell of a lot.
Ever play Bravely Default? Well, here's some spoilers. If you don't want spoilers, skip passed the bold words.
POOPY
Ok, so the villain's plan is to send a dumb little fairy to some planet called Luxendarc to overcharge the four elemental crystals. Oh, but he doesn't want just one version of Luxendarc to have its crystals overcharged, no. He wants thousands upon thousands of versions to have them overcharged, and hope to whatever other gods there are that everyone on every version of Luxendarc is an unbelievable moron. Guess what? Everyone on every version of Luxendarc are unbelievable morons. First, the main characters. Tiz, Agnes, Edea, and Ringabel are the Warriors of Light who are tasked with restoring the elemental crystals to their original form in order to save the world. Why? Because the dumb fairy told them so and all four of these duckers are idiots who do not question orders. In fact, these orders come from the Crystal Orthodoxy who are a mostly dead cult that worship the crystals for no real apparent reason. Next, the "villains". We've got Edea's father leading a group of simpletons to kill Agnes because she's awakening the crystals. They know what's going on since the first version of Agnes told them that everyone's screwed. They don't elaborate on their plans or knowledge and end up getting killed by the "heroes". May I also point out that the Crystal Orthodoxy once denied people help? Yeah. Tiz's team of idiots gets to the final temple and learns that people who were very sick from a plague once looked to the Orthodoxy for help. Did they help them? Not at all. Nope. Does this shake Agnes's faith in the Orthodoxy? Nope. How little does it faze her and the team? They decide to awaken the final crystal, go to some magic pillar of light to save the world and end up on another version of their world. So, oh shit. That didn't work. Time to find another solution? No. They do everything over again 5 more ducking times until they've ducked up too many times and the god of ducking destruction is unleashed.
So a recap.
*The heroes doom 6 worlds without catching on even though there's a bunch of evidence that they're being ducktards.
*The villain needs them to stay stupid after doing the same thing 6 times.
*The acting is ducking terrible.
Not only that, it's told that tens of thousands of world have been destroyed as a result of all this shit. It may or may not be the heroes fault in those worlds too. Bad Japanese writing and all that. So, 6-10k+ worlds have been doomed by the so called "heroes". Even direct words that the dumb fairy is evil and deceiving them doesn't help them catch on.
DIARRHEA
Non-spoilery version.
The heroes are retards. Just try to beat that. You can't. These are the very dumbest video games have to offer.
I'll start and immediately win. Know that saying or whatever "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"? Let's multiply that by a hell of a lot.
Ever play Bravely Default? Well, here's some spoilers. If you don't want spoilers, skip passed the bold words.
POOPY
Ok, so the villain's plan is to send a dumb little fairy to some planet called Luxendarc to overcharge the four elemental crystals. Oh, but he doesn't want just one version of Luxendarc to have its crystals overcharged, no. He wants thousands upon thousands of versions to have them overcharged, and hope to whatever other gods there are that everyone on every version of Luxendarc is an unbelievable moron. Guess what? Everyone on every version of Luxendarc are unbelievable morons. First, the main characters. Tiz, Agnes, Edea, and Ringabel are the Warriors of Light who are tasked with restoring the elemental crystals to their original form in order to save the world. Why? Because the dumb fairy told them so and all four of these duckers are idiots who do not question orders. In fact, these orders come from the Crystal Orthodoxy who are a mostly dead cult that worship the crystals for no real apparent reason. Next, the "villains". We've got Edea's father leading a group of simpletons to kill Agnes because she's awakening the crystals. They know what's going on since the first version of Agnes told them that everyone's screwed. They don't elaborate on their plans or knowledge and end up getting killed by the "heroes". May I also point out that the Crystal Orthodoxy once denied people help? Yeah. Tiz's team of idiots gets to the final temple and learns that people who were very sick from a plague once looked to the Orthodoxy for help. Did they help them? Not at all. Nope. Does this shake Agnes's faith in the Orthodoxy? Nope. How little does it faze her and the team? They decide to awaken the final crystal, go to some magic pillar of light to save the world and end up on another version of their world. So, oh shit. That didn't work. Time to find another solution? No. They do everything over again 5 more ducking times until they've ducked up too many times and the god of ducking destruction is unleashed.
So a recap.
*The heroes doom 6 worlds without catching on even though there's a bunch of evidence that they're being ducktards.
*The villain needs them to stay stupid after doing the same thing 6 times.
*The acting is ducking terrible.
Not only that, it's told that tens of thousands of world have been destroyed as a result of all this shit. It may or may not be the heroes fault in those worlds too. Bad Japanese writing and all that. So, 6-10k+ worlds have been doomed by the so called "heroes". Even direct words that the dumb fairy is evil and deceiving them doesn't help them catch on.
DIARRHEA
Non-spoilery version.
The heroes are retards. Just try to beat that. You can't. These are the very dumbest video games have to offer.
I dunno man, villager no. 3 from age of empires is pretty stupid. I said gather minerals you dunce!
At least when someone doesn't gather minerals it doesn't endanger countless worlds to a genocidal god.
You're right scratcher. All the people in Baldur's Gate are total dumbasses who should know better than to stay in the game.
Comes close to ignoring the warnings of a wise sage, ignoring evidence found in a temple, ignoring several people warning of some bad shit happening if you keep doing what you're doing, and ignoring the fact that what you're doing hasn't worked 5 times in a row to which the dumb fairy will always say "I don't know. I'll get it next time."
But not close enough. I'd say it's reached this far. I'll use a bar -
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EDIT: As for Pikachu...well, everyone's dumb in Pokemon. Everyone. There's no roads connecting places, plenty of dangerous caves and forests between towns, a nearly nonexistent police force that does nothing, the entire world centers around making creatures shoot fire blasts or giant lightning bolts at one another over and over again which somehow doesn't kill them because I guess they're just too stupid to die.
Isn't it weird how there's free health care for Pokemon but no healthcare for humans at all unless there's some in the anime which doesn't count? The duck is keeping pokemon from targetting you once it takes out the pokemon you've been ordering to brutally murder other pokemon? How can you rush to the Pokemon center if you've blacked out?
Comes close to ignoring the warnings of a wise sage, ignoring evidence found in a temple, ignoring several people warning of some bad shit happening if you keep doing what you're doing, and ignoring the fact that what you're doing hasn't worked 5 times in a row to which the dumb fairy will always say "I don't know. I'll get it next time."
But not close enough. I'd say it's reached this far. I'll use a bar -
'¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ '
EDIT: As for Pikachu...well, everyone's dumb in Pokemon. Everyone. There's no roads connecting places, plenty of dangerous caves and forests between towns, a nearly nonexistent police force that does nothing, the entire world centers around making creatures shoot fire blasts or giant lightning bolts at one another over and over again which somehow doesn't kill them because I guess they're just too stupid to die.
Isn't it weird how there's free health care for Pokemon but no healthcare for humans at all unless there's some in the anime which doesn't count? The duck is keeping pokemon from targetting you once it takes out the pokemon you've been ordering to brutally murder other pokemon? How can you rush to the Pokemon center if you've blacked out?
Oh, I see that I'm late for the 10 minutes of hate.
