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It's called "Out Stupid the Previously Named Character's or Characters' Stupidity".
I'll start and immediately win. Know that saying or whatever "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"? Let's multiply that by a hell of a lot.
Ever play Bravely Default? Well, here's some spoilers. If you don't want spoilers, skip passed the bold words.
POOPY
Ok, so the villain's plan is to send a dumb little fairy to some planet called Luxendarc to overcharge the four elemental crystals. Oh, but he doesn't want just one version of Luxendarc to have its crystals overcharged, no. He wants thousands upon thousands of versions to have them overcharged, and hope to whatever other gods there are that everyone on every version of Luxendarc is an unbelievable moron. Guess what? Everyone on every version of Luxendarc are unbelievable morons. First, the main characters. Tiz, Agnes, Edea, and Ringabel are the Warriors of Light who are tasked with restoring the elemental crystals to their original form in order to save the world. Why? Because the dumb fairy told them so and all four of these duckers are idiots who do not question orders. In fact, these orders come from the Crystal Orthodoxy who are a mostly dead cult that worship the crystals for no real apparent reason. Next, the "villains". We've got Edea's father leading a group of simpletons to kill Agnes because she's awakening the crystals. They know what's going on since the first version of Agnes told them that everyone's screwed. They don't elaborate on their plans or knowledge and end up getting killed by the "heroes". May I also point out that the Crystal Orthodoxy once denied people help? Yeah. Tiz's team of idiots gets to the final temple and learns that people who were very sick from a plague once looked to the Orthodoxy for help. Did they help them? Not at all. Nope. Does this shake Agnes's faith in the Orthodoxy? Nope. How little does it faze her and the team? They decide to awaken the final crystal, go to some magic pillar of light to save the world and end up on another version of their world. So, oh shit. That didn't work. Time to find another solution? No. They do everything over again 5 more ducking times until they've ducked up too many times and the god of ducking destruction is unleashed.
So a recap.
*The heroes doom 6 worlds without catching on even though there's a bunch of evidence that they're being ducktards.
*The villain needs them to stay stupid after doing the same thing 6 times.
*The acting is ducking terrible.
Not only that, it's told that tens of thousands of world have been destroyed as a result of all this shit. It may or may not be the heroes fault in those worlds too. Bad Japanese writing and all that. So, 6-10k+ worlds have been doomed by the so called "heroes". Even direct words that the dumb fairy is evil and deceiving them doesn't help them catch on.
DIARRHEA
Non-spoilery version.
The heroes are retards. Just try to beat that. You can't. These are the very dumbest video games have to offer.
I'll start and immediately win. Know that saying or whatever "Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me"? Let's multiply that by a hell of a lot.
Ever play Bravely Default? Well, here's some spoilers. If you don't want spoilers, skip passed the bold words.
POOPY
Ok, so the villain's plan is to send a dumb little fairy to some planet called Luxendarc to overcharge the four elemental crystals. Oh, but he doesn't want just one version of Luxendarc to have its crystals overcharged, no. He wants thousands upon thousands of versions to have them overcharged, and hope to whatever other gods there are that everyone on every version of Luxendarc is an unbelievable moron. Guess what? Everyone on every version of Luxendarc are unbelievable morons. First, the main characters. Tiz, Agnes, Edea, and Ringabel are the Warriors of Light who are tasked with restoring the elemental crystals to their original form in order to save the world. Why? Because the dumb fairy told them so and all four of these duckers are idiots who do not question orders. In fact, these orders come from the Crystal Orthodoxy who are a mostly dead cult that worship the crystals for no real apparent reason. Next, the "villains". We've got Edea's father leading a group of simpletons to kill Agnes because she's awakening the crystals. They know what's going on since the first version of Agnes told them that everyone's screwed. They don't elaborate on their plans or knowledge and end up getting killed by the "heroes". May I also point out that the Crystal Orthodoxy once denied people help? Yeah. Tiz's team of idiots gets to the final temple and learns that people who were very sick from a plague once looked to the Orthodoxy for help. Did they help them? Not at all. Nope. Does this shake Agnes's faith in the Orthodoxy? Nope. How little does it faze her and the team? They decide to awaken the final crystal, go to some magic pillar of light to save the world and end up on another version of their world. So, oh shit. That didn't work. Time to find another solution? No. They do everything over again 5 more ducking times until they've ducked up too many times and the god of ducking destruction is unleashed.
So a recap.
*The heroes doom 6 worlds without catching on even though there's a bunch of evidence that they're being ducktards.
*The villain needs them to stay stupid after doing the same thing 6 times.
*The acting is ducking terrible.
Not only that, it's told that tens of thousands of world have been destroyed as a result of all this shit. It may or may not be the heroes fault in those worlds too. Bad Japanese writing and all that. So, 6-10k+ worlds have been doomed by the so called "heroes". Even direct words that the dumb fairy is evil and deceiving them doesn't help them catch on.
DIARRHEA
Non-spoilery version.
The heroes are retards. Just try to beat that. You can't. These are the very dumbest video games have to offer.
