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why is smilestein's farm so far away

June 1st 2014, 05:12 PM
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kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
what kind of farmer does that

idiot stupid

June 1st 2014, 05:23 PM
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Skurn
Peasant He/Him Equatorial Guinea duck bloop
can't flim flam the glim glam 
Idiot Stupids are actually quite genius. Building his farm there actually helped him retrieve the Froggy Sword from the evil Rivmok.
June 1st 2014, 06:36 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Cause, uh, that's how they did it in the medieval times. Or in the 1960s, if we're talking about Finland.
June 1st 2014, 09:53 PM
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Huh. Now I'm trying to remember whether or not there were any other farms besides Smilestein's.
June 1st 2014, 10:10 PM
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People probably just eat the corpses of the hordes of endless pillbugs. It's a highly renewable food source. After defeating Seth and the monsters disappearing, it's highly likely that everyone starved except for the people of Stonebrook and Dink (who doesn't need to eat anyways). That part is only left out of the game because of time constraints during development.
June 2nd 2014, 05:43 AM
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Robj
Jester He/Him Australia
You feed the madness, and it feeds on you. 
Because what he's really growing in his 'farm' is illegal. Out of town it is easier to hide, and better for business.
June 2nd 2014, 06:33 AM
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merder
Peasant He/Him Netherlands
The Voice in the back of your head! 
or it is use of illegal fertilizer like human corpses
June 5th 2014, 12:16 PM
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Spinnerweb
Peasant She/Her Australia rumble
(?・ω・`) 
So that Smilestein can dig out his acoustic guitar and sing Avenged Sevenfold's 'So Far Away' for his farm.
June 5th 2014, 02:32 PM
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kerrek
Peasant He/Him United States
oao 
smilestein seems more like a steve miller band guy
June 7th 2014, 09:29 AM
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GlennGlenn
Ghost They/Them
 
This is very strange, indeed. Most farmers I know live in very urban areas.