The Dink Network

void (fart)void
{
if (&uberfingers == &bored)
goto rant

rant:
if (&fart_on_cat == 0)
goto die

if (&fart_on_cat == 1)
goto rofl

rofl:
Well I'm extremely bored therefore I decided to write a blog because it seemed like it would be a fun thing to do. Isn't that so very special? This blog is going to be about many things, but it will not involve any dancing, or poop-throwing monkeys. Bummer. That is not, of course, to say that nothing in the future of dink will involve dancing or poop-throwing monkeys. Because that is a very strong possibility. How do I know this? Because Im just good like that. Or maybe im working on integrating some poop-throwing monkeys. You just never know, do you? I guess we'll find out soon enough though. Well at this point it is becoming apparent that I lied about the poop-throwing monkeys. Sorry about that, but I had to stress how this post would not involve them- but then again, by telling you it didnt involve poop-throwing monkeys I effectively involved them in this blog. But was I really lying then? I was...But I wasnt... *rips out hair* argg this is so confusing evern worse than time travel! Time travel is confusing. Picture this situation...you go back in time and kill your younger self. You are effectively dead because you killed yourself, so then how did you go back in time and kill yourself if you werent alive to do it in the first place?!! Ahhhhh! That always gets me. These are the kinds of things that keep me up at night. I dont usually get to sleep very quickly because I usually consume massive ammounts of coke. Im addicted to caffiene, I have to have coke every day. My dad wants me to drink diet coke because theres less calories but diet coke tastes like friggin water. They use fake sugar that screws up your memory when you get older. Thats what my mom says anyway, she drinks it regardless through. Doesnt make much sense to me. I also use coke to stay up late when working into the night on dmods. Illusivefing drinks Dr Pepper though. We almost finished a dmod to enter the eveil hero contest but we didnt get finished in time, not surprising because we started the day of the deadline (it was extended 16 days.) Were going to finish it and add the third town that we didnt have time to put in as soon as I get back home from my dad's in 5 days. There will not, however be any poop-throwing monkeys in this dmod. That will come later. If at all. But theres a strong likelyhood it will. I know I didnt spell that word correctly, oh well I dont give a dang. You know its funny even though I capitalized dang it will come out as a lowercase "darn" because of the language filter. I noticed that when I started a sentence with dang (capitalized again) and it came out lowercase and made me look stupid. Of course there are ways to bypass the language filter but I'm not an dang donkey and I respect the dang decision of the dang staff to include the dang filter. That's their dang prerogrative, and I will respect their dang decision. (Those were also capitalized dangs. Anyway, I'm getting bored now, so I'll be seein ya l8erz

die:
Thanks for listening,
uberfingers
}
}

Well, you told me I must reply, so here it is:

#include "above_blog.h"
#include "makes_no_sense.h"

char *uberfingers[255];
int dead_factor, cat_claw, hurt, kill_all, die;
long fart_smell;

int main()
{
if(&uberfingers == "bored" || &uberfingers ==
"likes_to_fart_on_cats" )
{
cat_claw();
return 0;
}

if(&uberfingers == "just_farted")
{
fart_smell = 9.99416e16;
// everybody dies
kill_all = 1;
return 1;
}

else
{
&uberfingers = "fabulous";
}
return 0;
}

cat_claw()
{
&uberfingers = cat_claw;
hurt = 1;
die = 1;
&uberfingers = "bye_bye";
return 0;
}

Well, yeah, something like that.

void (read_comment)void
{
if (&merllin_respond == 1)
&merlin =fag;
}


BTW you were using c++, not DinkC LoL

Sorry, I wrote it, I think I would know what it does.

sp_active(&uberpizza, 0);
sp_nodraw(&merlin, 1);

sp_greatness(&sabre, 35039173496498398754665);

if (sp_greatness(&sabre, -1) >= 1)
{
sp_greatness(&illusivefing, -1) = sp_greatness(&sabre, -1);
sp_greatness(&illusivefing, -1) += 1;
}

... ...

umm.. void (don't understand) void
{
don't (&blog==read no)
}
void(stupid) void
{
void (drink tea) void
}
void(submit voit)
&killthis task

How about this one: Windows 98 'Source'

Yeah, that's about the truth!

SabreTrout: You realize that that would come up with an error? You needed to define your vairable as a double.

Well, I think that is going to be the shortest Journey ever.

Yeah, but nothing really happens in your script either

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought we were writing pretend scripts...I was wondering why I had put that VERY large number in...

Well, I think that is going to be the shortest Journey ever.

lol

So, since I'm still lauging about this:

#define ABOVE_IS_FUNNY

#if _define(WIN32) || _define(__DN_CrAZy)
#include "haha.h"
#else
#include "linux_pwns.h"
#endif

// lol, brings back the memories of including .c
// files
#include "crap_shoot_Seth_parody_7_joy.c"

int haha, hi, executed;
char above_thread, uberfingers, you, face;

int main()
{
if(above_thread=="Still Funny")
{
funnyness();
}
if(&hi != 1)
&face = " ";
elseif(&face == "xD")
// Double the funniness
&haha = 2;
else
&face = " ";

if(&executed != 1)
&you = "Don't Get it";

return 0;
}

int funnyness()
{
&executed = 1;
&haha = 1;
// Say 'hi' to uberpizza
&hi = 1;
&uberfingers = "Doesn't know his name is
uberpizza and not uberfingers.";
&face = "xD";
return 0;
}

Crazy, crazy Merlin

Sorry guys, but when I try to run that I get a "Invalid brain" error. What am I doing wrong?

You're running Seth's engine. Try redink's - his can interpret that.

You don't get it, do you merlin?