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So, since I'm still lauging about this:

#define ABOVE_IS_FUNNY

#if _define(WIN32) || _define(__DN_CrAZy)
#include "haha.h"
#else
#include "linux_pwns.h"
#endif

// lol, brings back the memories of including .c
// files
#include "crap_shoot_Seth_parody_7_joy.c"

int haha, hi, executed;
char above_thread, uberfingers, you, face;

int main()
{
if(above_thread=="Still Funny")
{
funnyness();
}
if(&hi != 1)
&face = " ";
elseif(&face == "xD")
// Double the funniness
&haha = 2;
else
&face = " ";

if(&executed != 1)
&you = "Don't Get it";

return 0;
}

int funnyness()
{
&executed = 1;
&haha = 1;
// Say 'hi' to uberpizza
&hi = 1;
&uberfingers = "Doesn't know his name is
uberpizza and not uberfingers.";
&face = "xD";
return 0;
}