The Dink Network

Well, you told me I must reply, so here it is:

#include "above_blog.h"
#include "makes_no_sense.h"

char *uberfingers[255];
int dead_factor, cat_claw, hurt, kill_all, die;
long fart_smell;

int main()
{
if(&uberfingers == "bored" || &uberfingers ==
"likes_to_fart_on_cats" )
{
cat_claw();
return 0;
}

if(&uberfingers == "just_farted")
{
fart_smell = 9.99416e16;
// everybody dies
kill_all = 1;
return 1;
}

else
{
&uberfingers = "fabulous";
}
return 0;
}

cat_claw()
{
&uberfingers = cat_claw;
hurt = 1;
die = 1;
&uberfingers = "bye_bye";
return 0;
}

Well, yeah, something like that.