The Dink Network

Maybe the staff can make some kind of auto topic check thing or check them so they can filter out riff raff and such. Or ask the leaders to return from their mountain meditation early, so they can make it.

A new rule? It would be simpler and more effective to just ban imbeciles like you and Puny.

...Of course, we can't do that either.

A new rule? It would be simpler and more effective to just ban imbeciles like you and Puny.
And also you scracther for abusing your power.

How am I an imbecile, I cleaned up some of my act and have taken to not be much of any idiot unless provoked. Also banning doesn't seem to be effective and me and Pun do some stuff for the community.

Edit: How would they be abusing their power and when do they have the power to ban.

I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear that. Except the first part.

And also you scracther for abusing your power.

Scratcher abuses his powers of review accepting/rejecting so much.

I thought he abuses his power by bulling people out of their cookies.

Dackfight: Posting anything that isn't inane crap would be a good start. Also, forming coherent sentences is something people with an average IQ are usually capable of. Basically, spending 5 more seconds to do a mental check before hitting Submit: A) Is there any point in this post? B) Does this even make sense?

Aaand if the result of either check comes out negative, don't hit the goddang submit button!

Leprochaun: I do? [EDIT: If you meant "abuse" in the same way that I "abuse" my delete/threadlock powers, I'm guilty as charged. =]

Fine I shall make sure I make decent sentences before I submit them.

That's the abuse I mean. Those poor poor powers.

Scratch isn't abusing his powers, he's using them judiciously and fairly. It's the idiots who get their threads locked and deleted (And then re-posting the deleted topics like a retarded one-eyed blighted Guar) who think he's abusing them.

Lepro is the exception, because he's been here longer and has more brains than most people.
In fact, everyone whose topics don't regularly get deleted/locked/devolve into meaningless flame wars/et cetera deserve to get banned.

TAL! REDINK! MAKE SCRATCHER KING!

(And for the benefit of Dack, who will inevitably ask because he's never had the chance to play the wonderful game, a Guar is a type of animal in the video game 'The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind". It is, in my opinion, the last truly well-written and complex TES game with a decent balance between wonky and difficult controls and decent and fun gaming mechanics. (Though I absolutely hate how you can't wear boots as a Khajiit or Argonian.))

[You're probably going to ask this as well, but I will state the following: Et cetera pretty much means 'And so on'; Argonians are reptillian creatures used as one of the major playable races in TES. Khajiit are cat-people.]

I have played Skyrim,not Morrowind though, I am the guildmaster of the thieves guild.

Though I don't think Scratch should be king, more of Sabre or someone in higher ranks or Ms.Dink old women always know whats right and how much we need to eat.

Just give the bards the ability to ban the daaaaaamn people that is all I ask.

It's a shame.

Redink would need to be here first to give them the power and yet then he could do it himself.

Lepro is the exception, because he's been here longer and has more brains than most people.

If Leprochaun has been here longer than most, then I'm Saddam Hussein's genitalia. Which I'm not, hopefully.

Redink has been here longer since he made it, unless leprochaun was on the building site without anyone knowing.

I don't remember when I first started playing Dink. 2010 or 2011. I haven't been here all that long. Definitely not longer than most though.

Why did you choose the name leprochaun then?

I just kind of use it for everything. That's like the entire reason right there.

Are you short and/or like green a lot, and have a pot possibly with gold.

"then I'm Saddam Hussein's genitalia"

That is one of the odder expressions I've heard recently...

"then I'm Saddam Hussein's genitalia"

That is one of the odder expressions I've heard recently...

Dead like he is?? Aww no feeling there is a bad sign... just sayin...

Yet again ive proven my point

Maybe one day when I buy a Webcam I should upload a response video to scracthers reign of terror.

Maybe one day when I buy a Webcam I should upload a response video to scracthers reign of terror.

Please do, this has the potential for awesomeness. =B You can just upload the video on youtube.

But no cheating! You're not afraid to show your face on video, are you?

I'm not afraid to show my face on video, I did it at school for the news, I'm willing to make a video about the staff on YouTube, maybe on Monday if I wake up early enough so my dad and brother are at therapy and I don't feel as weird as I know I am.

Posting anything that isn't inane crap would be a good start. Also, forming coherent sentences is something people with an average IQ are usually capable of.

I would be disappointed if Dack were banned or became a normal person. Well, I guess I'd accept slightly more normal. But I like his randomness and incoherence.