The Dink Network

I have this sudden urge to conquer the galaxy.

Who's going to stop me?

Bungie will before you do.

How?

Do they have the full arsenal of the Gods at their disposal?

I do.

And it smells delicious.

Your mom.

Clever response, Scratcher.

Quite clever indeed.

Now, go make me a sandwich.

Bungie has a big dumb ring that will kill you.

It's a planet too.

I shall save the galaxy from your evilness with the help of Dink Smallwood

...

A planet's going to kill me?

And Dink's joined my cause because I promised him a personal harem of hot alien chicks.

nooooooooooooooo we're doomed unless we use many boncas and goblins on slayers

Dang right you're doomed.

Now join me else you be destroyed by my mighty rod.

I have some goblins on slayers but no boncas but first I offer Dink some some earth women.

I fear no rods...

Dink likes more variety. He's sick of the Earth chicks all looking the same, so he's going for a more exotic, scaly thing.

There's no converting Dink from my side.

animal women?

The gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods — the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is Nyarlathotep.

Pfff - The planet doesn't need knights in shining armour - she can easily defend herself against an upstart like you. she's seen you're ilk before. They're not around any more. Nature always has the last laugh.

Yep, and sephiroth learned that the hard way.

scaly chicks... mmmmmmmmmm...

Chess pawns, pink fairies, steal a bear, cream and cheese, SEPHIROTH!

ROFL dude thats crazy, i thought the EXACT same thing when i listened to the song xD

Which gods do you have at your disposal?

Skorn's making all that up. He's just throwing a fit cause I made him Aunt Maria's personal dog.

can we use the ancients on our side

That's not even the real Dink.

The Real Dink isn't a ghost.

And indian, apparrently.

Which gods do you have at your disposal?

Zorro, the God of Wood, Pancake the God of Salad Dressing, Spree the God of Tacos, and Clucloricluclationatorguymandudethingperson the God of Plastic.

They're the most powerful Gods in existence.

Spree is the name of a village in Overlord and if we don't have the god of plastic on our sidee we're dead, but what about the ancients we have on our side.

I best get my armour on so I can prepare for this war.

The Ancients are nothing but a figment of Dinkers' imaginations.

The real Dink never fought Gods. He only fought monsters.

Are you up to this task, Dack? Will you be the one to stand up against me and my almighty rod?

Or will you fall like so many other generations?

Flamingo.

I shall stand my grounds with the army of Sword at my back and Sword's power and other Dinker's who will fight with me.

I ran out of ideas and stuff. Someone show up and contribute something. I suck.

We should have never trained you with our great powers, because I always knew you would choose to kill us even though everyone else said you would make a great Dinker. They never let me even try to gather an army to fight you if this happened earlier, now they shall suffer unless we gather our powers and have the cast try to help us this one time so they can live to worship Seth longer. Even with their might we need ohers like Martridge and the giant Ducks but, yet we will still need morehelp from our enemies to have more of a chance. I just couldn't believe Dink would go as far to kill his own people like his aunt just for more women [He can kill Milder's ghost though].

And now, I win.

kill_game;

resurectify_game;

Let the war begin.

Yes, you do suck, because you're trying to look cool by breaking the rules again. I thought the staff made it very clear not to use custom avatars, even if you did know how to.

You should not down talk him for he shall fall from the might of The Sword and The Dinkers!

Hah! Skull, no, no. Adding an avatar choice via HTML isn't against the rules. Where in the guidelines or the old and official rules does it say "Thou shall not use other people's avatars?"

Right, they don't. Besides, no staff here can do anything about it, so therefore, King I stay.

I shall find the cast to beat you and save the world.

Oh my, what is this. Oh, right. The old trick Magicman and I used back in year 0.

kthx

...Year 0?

Actually, it says it here, abs. Also, you are a disgrace to this forum, and life.

Says SabreTrout who doesn't own the site and therefore doesn't make the rules.

And hurray, I am a disgrace to a dead forum with no admins.

Now then, can we get back on topic, or is Skull just not going to let that happen?

Starting to wonder why I come back to this site.

You love us.

I can't believe you gave in to pressure and changed it back. I was just about to tell you how to get around the swear filter as well.

Nevermind then.

I already know that trick. MsDink once exploited it in PM and never told me so I viewed the source code and tried it a few times.

She never told me jack about this site. -.-

She never told me jack about this site. -.-
Should I have??

Well, this thread's gone down the crapper.

I like butterfly steaks. They're so tiny and winged!

Well, this thread's gone down the crapper.

And all because of you. You think you're cool but you only end up making yourself look ridiculous and stupid.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat some more banana ice cream.

haha

If I could, I would fix that bug.

And all because of you. You think you're cool but you only end up making yourself look ridiculous and stupid.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go eat some more banana ice cream.

No, it's because of you. You just so happened to come to this thread to change the subject from conquering the galaxy to my avatar which is now no longer a king. So drop it, shut the hell up, and get back on topic.

Wait, now it's going to be deleted. Well, herp de derp. Nice one, Skull.

Heh, children. How they amuse me.

Heh, adults who think they're more mature than they are. How they amuse me.

This quarrel amuses me.

And so it does me. Skull, please quit raging against me for no real reason. It's getting quite old.

So is skull?

Your behaviour really is interesting. By trying to insult me, you only end up wasting your time. Even if I do reply or even if I do get pissed off, you're still just wasting your time. Your parents sure didn't give you a lot of attention when you were a child, cause it seems you have to try and get it anyway possible, which will only result in people not liking you. Your constant jabs at me also seem to indicate you're fabulous for me. I hope I'm wrong in that case. I think from now on I'm just gonna sit back and watch you run your own life into chaos. It's really a shame, since I think everybody here knows you do have potential.

Hold on, my constant jabs at you...

I'm quite sure you're confused here.

Calling someone fabulous is a jab, you ducking hypocrite.

haha ducking. It's a funny way past the forbidden words

I don't think he's ducking, he's standing straight (or sitting straight) and telling you what's on his mind.

Oh, and EDIT.
If you want to conquer the universe, then play 'Stardrift Empires'. If you do, add me. I'm found at [10:465:6].

and away they go. I knew it was only a matter of time before skull and abs started a flame war.

Please stop this pointless bickering. Youre like mother-flippin politicians.
(I.E your both just making yoursleves look stupid.)

Now i have a certain amount of respect for both of you, but my respect meter is dropping with every post. Same goes for everyone else im sure.

Also please dont involve me from here onwards. Ive said my piece.