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i cant beat it

Just slip in and let Dink do all of the work.

We cannot help you if we don't know what you're stuck with. My advice is to look up 'Isle of Croth (Not Crotch, it makes it sound like a porno) Walkthrough.

im somewhere where you are behind something you can jumo aboove like a bridge and then you cant get over it

I thought he meant he couldn't beat his crotch. dang my dirty mind.

no i can do that fine

it hurts dry tho

yeah i forgot

im somewhere where you are behind something you can jumo aboove like a bridge and then you cant get over it

Umm... what? Could you be a bit more specific?

like halfway thru

If someone told me they couldn't beat their' aisle of crotch and it hurt when it was dry, well....

Clarify, please. We need specifics if we're going to help you with your ''crotch'' problem.

If you're halfway through, then push onward. You can do it!

^ That pun would make Dink proud...

Pull out!

Equip the bow, point and shoot.

Don't shoot too early though, they don't like it.

Who's "they"? Pillbugs?

Skull this has been one giant euphemism.

And never stop when you reach the climax. Just let it ease down slowly.

CLIMAX?! Who said anything about climax?!! I think that's when you level up. Don't forget to sheath your sword when you're done... wouldn't want to jab an innocent peasant in the face with a bloody, greasy blade, would we?

But really, were you serious?

I never sheath my sword.

You walk around with your sword wiggling openly visible?

I am so not touching that!

You walk around with your sword wiggling openly visible?

No, I just leave my sword home whenever I go out.

uh... That sounds like a recipe for amputation.

Or a plastic sword rather than a wooden one.

You need a key, OP.

thanks for the help you terrorist dinkr

Hey! That is inappropriate, rude, and a really big dick move! He gave you help and you insult him?! What the hell?!

lol @ Terrorist dinker. He's more of a Bhangra dinker...

Hi Punisher Finally decided to give up with the whole you know talk, did we? I JEST I JEST. I'm not serious. Sunnuva...

Hey! That is inappropriate, rude, and a really big dick move! He gave you help and you insult him?! What the hell?!

Who said you can't call him "the Terrorist Dinker" in a non-insulting kinda way.

The word 'Terrorist', used more in the earlier years after 9/11, was used more as a generalization of those of Arabic descent. Mostly by the kind of people who take things too far.
Though it isn't used as much as it was then, it can still be pretty rude, or insulting, to a person, even if they aren't of the generalized ethnicity.

This Ghost wouldn't have used that unless he/she were actively trying to insult someone.

Besides, the ghost really gave me a bad case of mood whiplash.

Big dick moves... that's what the Aisle of Crotch is all about, really.

Or you can just moan about not being able to beat it

I actually had the same though lep XD

So... Did you finish the crotch game?

It must have taken only seven minutes or so.

I was asking the OP. It took me 30+ minutes to finish. I like savouring DMOD's with lots of leveling up an finding all the secrets in the first try.

I know.
It's obvious you didn't geddit. D:

no i got stuck agian

What's the problem now? Please use proper English...

This is clearly a masturbation thread. In fact, I'm surprised it hasn't been deleted yet. The first post was "Predator style".

Because it is indeed Predator regretting his earlier threads?

Haha - I guess there could be a few wankers in here... but why should this be deleted? I've seen worse, and if you thinking about the dear children you can think again!

children are cute

really big dick

ahahaha

And then humor just degraded to rod jokes.

Waaaaaiiit... Wasn't this whole thread basically that?!

u guys r insane

wold you just help me you retards

Try this!

It's actually the very first thing I suggested. If that doesn't help you, look it up on Youtube. If youtube cannot help you, then we can't help you.

At least, not until you give us specifics that don't confuse us.

Ask tal.

This thread is amazing.

You know, you only need your right hand to beat it.

hes left handed though how sad

And if he's an amputee you can use your stubs. It'd be hard work, but when is beating it not hard?

when is beating it not hard?
Ha! Easy for you to say! It's harder to be beaten then to beat!

WARNING: Don't ask for more help. Tal is willing to
unclothe himself for
charity.

i need to use conditioner or somethinglike that when i use saliva it hurts and gets all drie ;(

Excuse me, hey there viewer! If you are just joining us in this thread, then what you have just read is one third of the DN's constitution.

I think we all need to remember how 'hard' it is... lets not rush the man ok

considering its simonk's game, i think we have given excellent advise.

Well, one might be excused for thinking Simonk's died in there - he doesn't look to be coming any time soon!

Isle of Crotch... the DMOD Simon now wishes he had made!

He might come back just to make it.

i just go to the part where you pick cotton to open the chest with what i assume is a firebow in it

wat do

Just tear it off if you're in a hurry.

This is the best thread here since "BOMB IRAQ!"

Bomb Iraq is the best of something?

the number of posts was "69" before i went and ruined it.

trust you! ggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh zed.

Easilly fixed Zeddexx, Striker can just beat the post count back down after a couple of minutes.

Beat it with what i wonder?

*glances at title* I'm not sure, but I think it might be relevant.

Big long aisle maybe?

must be the mayonnaise aisle.

Well this was long. Ha! Geddit?

Yes I get it, DickDoodler.

Nice of you to join us, Spull.
Ok, I have no idea dafuq I just said

im in labourr

It's dangerous to move you. Let's lock you in a panic room.

What in the hell has this thread spawned?

You.

Which could be highly dangerous.

Somehow I knew you'd respond with that. I also know that it is a pathetic and immature response that makes no sense whatsoever and wasn't thought out properly.

Try again.

Ding ding ding ding! We have a weiner!

Interesting, it seems everyone still needs some time to grow up. I'll just ignore the children until they can manage to talk like mature people.

In that case my friend,

This is not the brothel you're looking for.

I'm not even looking for a brothel. I'm wondering why this thread is still open.

Just remember, it is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.

Is Skorn on the pill or something?

im gone you guys are all phags

See? I knew this was going to happen. He was insulting us from the moment he posted this thread.

And we didn't care. We were just having a little fun. Plus, who would bother to take him seriously?

There's the mark of a good community - "We don't care if trolls are flaming us".

This community is dead. Nice job, people. I applaud you.

It's more fun to play with fire than to fight it.

Uh, Skorn, I did offer help before. Hell, I did it on my first post! The fact that he was unwilling to even try to google a walkthrough (Let alone click a dang link) proves that he is either trolling for the sake of trolling, or that he is a lazy, inconsiderate person.

As they say, creepers gon' creep.

The actual assistance offered was never truly responded to in a way that would generate an appropriate correction to the problem.
Therefore we troll.

Going with what Exdeath said, I did some trolling for the sake of humor, then I offered advice. Obviously the advice was good enough that the others didn't need to repeat 'We cannot help you if we don't know what you're stuck with.'
Plus the fact that he insulted Doodler with no reason at all, well... Yeah. I'd say our trolling is fairly justified.

Also, (insert innuendo here).

Wait - he insulted me! LYNCH THE GUY!
I guess moving more to GameSpot made me pretty 'I couldn't care less' about this place.

!lynch <randomghost>

Thread's open - wear protection before coming inside!!

The Internet really started to suck after words like "troll" came around. Before it was called "people having fun".

I classify trolling as the shoot Frank (A.K.A. 'Dan' [See facebook post on the group page]) did.
You know, purposefully spreading chaos just for revenge. (Petty at that!)

Yeah, what I do on other communities is 'jesting'

If you're incapable of manning up or tolerate, you shouldn't be on the internet. It has seriously changed over the years and you should adapt to it.
There lives a troll in every one of us and trolling comes in many forms.

The Dark Avilan is coming out next week.

A lot of things are coming out, and a lot of things are going in...

Nah, he's just trolling.

Keep trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'! Keep on trollin' trollin' trollin' trollin'!

BANANA!!

BARREL TROLL! get it?