The Dink Network

ME WANT COOKIES NOW!!

Take it up with this man.

Err Dinkulum that's impossible that man already finished his cookies(practically before he got home knowing him)

True. Maybe Mr. Wally can incapacitate him, question him to find out where to get more, and acquire them free from Robj's interference. Then again, that could be hard with Robj's ninja skills.

Rob never eats his cookies. He keeps them in his super duper cookie stash.

But, I keep breaking in through the doggy door and redistributing them so he can steal them back again. Thus the cycle continues.

No.
My cookies.

No.
My cookies.

You don't wanna argue with that. The man has a box of fire. A BOX OF FIRE, I TELLS YA!!

WTF! LOL!

Ehehe. Yeah! Everybody loves cookies, dude.

*looks at the stash of cookies in own box, then looks at RobJ's empty stash.*
Cookies! Cookies for everyone!
*Makes it rain cookies.*

*Looks at the sky*
Yeah! It's raining cookies!
You know what this means
DOOMSDAY!

*sees the cookie rain*
Yay finally cookies Robj doesn't stea...
WTH where did all the cookies i caught go?

*catches raining cookies with his mouth, swallows them each in one bite*

Hey, why am I still hungry??

I demand a physical explanation for raining cookies!

*Wonders if 'physical' was the correct word to use*

Well they evaporated from KrisKnox's stash, and the cookie vapor clumped together to form new cookies high in the sky, till they got too heavy and fell towards the ground.

I used magic of an unusual kind. You see, until all of the cookies are taken, then will fall down in an endless loop.

They also can't break, unless you try to break them.