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Goblin Wars: Breaking Point

April 4th 2010, 01:45 PM
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castman
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 

Here we go again!

Storyline: Player is taken 17 years back in time, at the year of 1023. Goblins and Humans diplomacy is collapsing and a war is about to begin.

Infos:
-Multi-character gameplay;
-Facts corresponding to Dink Main Game history;
-First D-Mod of 'Goblins Wars series';
-Romp sized;

Progress: ~43%
April 4th 2010, 03:05 PM
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Marpro
Peasant He/Him bloop
 
Sounds like this could turn out very well actually.

Looking forward further information about this.
April 4th 2010, 03:07 PM
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This sounds exciting, always nice to see mods that don't completely contradict the original game.

Although it does kind of do that itself... What are you going to do about the stuff with the secret ice castle?
April 4th 2010, 04:17 PM
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Robj
Ghost They/Them
 
What are you going to do about the stuff with the secret ice castle?

Doesn't the random purple hunter in Dink Smallwood say that a powerful magic user teleported the goblin castle to the icelands.. I think he does...
April 4th 2010, 08:00 PM
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Yep, I think someone mentions that, too. The problem with the ice castle is the chat Dink has with the wizard- Dink says that the goblin wars ended over a hundred years ago, while the guards at GoodHeart castle tell it was due to the current king's strategic brilliance that they won the war... It's not a contradiction, technically, would just make King Daniel a hundred-something years old. =]
April 4th 2010, 08:09 PM
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chaoticnight
Peasant She/Her United States
Dinking around since 2009..... 
Multi character gameplay excites me.

Hm, perhaps King Daniel is immortal? Or he bathes in the blood of virgins to stop from aging?
April 5th 2010, 05:17 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Dink just used an example when he said "100 years ago". He was just annoying the wizard, y'know.
April 5th 2010, 05:43 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Back then, it was unlikely anyone reached 50 years, so it is extremely unlikely King Daniel is over a hundred years old.
April 5th 2010, 05:57 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
Why would there have been only one goblin war? I mean the wizard could just be a couple of years behind...
April 5th 2010, 09:21 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Back then, it was unlikely anyone reached 50 years, so it is extremely unlikely King Daniel is over a hundred years old.

>implying that Dink is based on historical fact, and that the king wouldn't be able to get some cool magick (like blood of virgins or whatever) to make him immortal.

Remember that the game is full of holes. For example where do Milder and Chelsea live? Where does the bridge toll collector go after you pay him? Where does that wizard guy go to after you kill the monster in the cave?
April 5th 2010, 09:24 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Milder obviously lives in the GoodHeart castle. Chelsea well... she probably lives with her sister that she mentioned.
April 5th 2010, 09:30 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
>Implying that Milder was born in the castle and never lived anywhere else.

Where does her sister live then? Aha.
April 5th 2010, 09:39 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Milder was born and grew up in Stonebrook, but when he joined the royal guard he moved into the castle obviously.

Chelsea's sister lives in PortTown. You should really pay more attention to the dialog and that stuff, Toast.
April 5th 2010, 09:49 AM
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yeoldetoast
Peasant They/Them Australia
LOOK UPON MY DEFORMED FACE! 
Where is Milder's house? It's not Ethel's or SmileStein's.

There is also no PortTown, it's just empty map space.
April 5th 2010, 09:53 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
There probably were more houses in Stonebrook at some point, or different people living in the houses. PortTown is a place that was supposed to be in the game, but never made it in. Doesn't mean it still doesn't exist somewhere else than in the game's map area.

Seriously, it's pointless to talk about these things cause they are things that were never supposed to be thought about. Same things as Dink's age and that stuff.
April 5th 2010, 09:57 AM
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metatarasal
Bard He/Him Netherlands
I object 
There are never enough houses to house all the NPCs in RPGs. It's a law of physics in RPGs, as is the fact that houses are larger on the inside.
April 5th 2010, 11:09 AM
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castman
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 
The problem with the ice castle is the chat Dink has with the wizard- Dink says that the goblin wars ended over a hundred years ago, while the guards at GoodHeart castle tell it was due to the current king's strategic brilliance that they won the war... It's not a contradiction, technically, would just make King Daniel a hundred-something years old. =]

That was kinda confusing but the castle guards say:
King Daniel has ruled with an iron hand for nearly a decade now. It was his strategic brilliance that stopped the Great Goblin invasion of '23.

Based on that and the 'wanderers' I've created the date of 1023, which is a more than a decade before Dink's adventure... If I go further I can spoil the game story But the game King isn't the ol' Danny yet

That wizard I guess he was a bit crazy or he was lost in time during an ancient goblin war...

EDIT: I've found this... Quite confusing.
Ooooo, well, both the city and its castle were destroyed during the last part of the war 100 years ago.
Dink says that to the wizard which says to be protecting the castle... This talk conflicts to many other NPC's in game, I presume Dink is wrong or Seth was
April 5th 2010, 11:27 AM
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rabidwolf9
Peasant He/Him United States
twitch.tv/rabidwolf9 
So based on the knights saying it was King Daniel that won the war.. does King Daniel become king during the latter years of the war (thus giving him credit for winning the war) or is he some sort of strategic general that wins the war and becomes king because of his great feat?

Edit:
It's probably easiest to presume that there were 2 goblin wars: an old one and a recent one. Or just pick which one you want to fit your story around.
April 5th 2010, 04:34 PM
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castman
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 

My story is based on what rabid just said.

indeed, Dink says on that talk that the goblins didn't fought for a hundred years... Based on that the last war happened 100 years ago
July 8th 2010, 06:38 PM
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Castman
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 

I'm on the final edits!!

To do:
- Detail some screens;
- Add MIDIs;
- 2 or 3 bugfixes;
- Beta-test!

I would like to know who can betatest GW for me ^^


PS.: I need someone to bugfix my crappy English

July 8th 2010, 06:54 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
IT NEVER HAD ANY MUSIC?!

EDIT: OOH! OOH! I'LL BETA TEST!! I'M A GOOD TESTER!
July 8th 2010, 07:02 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Happy to test (and fix your crappy English ha! ) PM me if interested and I will send you my email.
July 8th 2010, 07:07 PM
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Skorn and MsDink? Somehow I feel the game will have worse grammar after you guys are through with it.
July 8th 2010, 07:39 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Scratcher how rude heh heh I am wounded
... n wot u mean anyways huh?
July 9th 2010, 01:55 AM
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synbi
Peasant He/Him Finland
 
If you decide to shelf both Skorn and MsDink from the task, I'd be glad to betatest your game instead.
July 9th 2010, 02:15 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
It is a known fact that in Internet, those who are native English speakers, have a worse grammar than those who are not.
July 9th 2010, 03:05 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
I might be able to fix the English... if I cbf'd to play more then the first 5 minutes
July 9th 2010, 09:22 AM
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Castman
Peasant He/Him Brazil
Some day I'll finish my mod... Some day... 
I might be able to fix the English... if I cbf'd to play more then the first 5 minutes

If you play more than 5 minutes you'll have done 50% of the game XD

I'll wait some time until choose the testers but I'm not desconsidering anyone (yet)
July 9th 2010, 09:40 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
desconsidering is not a real word, just like Pinocchio wasn't a real boy
July 9th 2010, 09:43 AM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant She/Her United States
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
Skull, I speak English and I major in English. I'd like to believe that I have great grammar.
July 9th 2010, 10:04 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
High 5's drunk punk!!
July 9th 2010, 10:05 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Well, that doesn't mean everyone obviously, DrunkPunk.
July 9th 2010, 10:18 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Just me *heavy sigh*
July 9th 2010, 11:00 AM
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DrunkPunk
Peasant She/Her United States
Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol. 
Awe! Don't be sad Ms Dink. I'll learn ya some english good.
July 9th 2010, 11:04 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Yippe ki aye I needs to learn me good tho, u know the real mcKoy n stuff nun of dis othr stuff wot evry 1 shortens things 2 here k?? I'de be mighty apprieciativ
July 9th 2010, 11:09 AM
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magicman
Peasant They/Them Netherlands duck
Mmmm, pizza. 
My brain. It left through my behind. Thanks a bunch, MsDink
July 9th 2010, 11:30 AM
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EvilEarl
Peasant He/Him United States
In memory of Skull. 
It is a known fact that in Internet, those who are native English speakers, have a worse grammar than those who are not.

It's just that those who learn it as a second language learn it incorrectly. That's why they see it that way.
July 9th 2010, 11:33 AM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
That... doesn't make sense xD Since the books we get to learn the language are written by the native speakers
July 9th 2010, 11:47 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Well, you don't see many other people than native English speakers say shìt like "1m4fknantlopeewucntspl".
July 9th 2010, 01:59 PM
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Kyle
Peasant He/Him Belgium
 
Try as I may, I just can't decipher that I assume it would never pass the language filter if you did spell it out though xD
July 9th 2010, 09:15 PM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
I actually thought of you as I was writing it magic! But you at least still have your butt then... always a good thing, and at least we know its working now Hands magic a *cold compress* for his brow, hang in there it isn't over yet I fear!
@skull we can spell - we just choose not to
...and you guys can (mostly) spell, its your grammar you need help with! *pokes tongue*
July 9th 2010, 10:32 PM
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Absolution
Peasant They/Them
The Dark Lord of the DN. 
buht eye izh ay l337 spelherh.
July 10th 2010, 04:34 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
I doubt many native English speakers would know how to speak any other language pretty much at all. If they can even manage their own language completely, as I said.
July 10th 2010, 03:05 PM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Soln Arun, srillet... Akarni gro kor hao He'may.
July 10th 2010, 03:26 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Ja mitähän vittua tuokin tarkoitti?
July 10th 2010, 04:52 PM
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Quiztis
Peasant He/Him Sweden bloop
Life? What's that? Can I download it?! 
Vad sjutton snackar ni om?
July 10th 2010, 05:04 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Jag pratar skit.
July 10th 2010, 05:43 PM
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Iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Du är skit.
July 10th 2010, 05:50 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Bara á morgun.
July 10th 2010, 06:38 PM
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Iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Puss på dig.
July 10th 2010, 06:51 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Oh mein Gott!
July 10th 2010, 09:14 PM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Das ist alles Scheiße. There is some strange beauty in lingual mutation; the non-English speakers fail to realise that "poor English" is nought but a testimony to the languages' flexibility! Shakespeare was the godfather of playing with English. English is like a fashion store - it's all mix 'n' match and all emotive.
July 11th 2010, 03:34 AM
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Iplaydink
Peasant He/Him Sweden
Hmm.. 
Ich glaube daß Castman ist nicht so froch daß wir haben ihren thread kaputt macht.

Yes I have the highest grade in german, the swedish schoolsystem is messed up. ( just like this thread)
July 11th 2010, 05:07 AM
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So far, Ex-D leads the language pissing contest with his mastery of Klingon.
July 11th 2010, 05:16 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Hey, what I said is NOT Klingon, Fhüi khlar srillet...

Et tu, brute?