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I'm just a random person who is asking around the internet this question: What is the most evil invention you can think of? Any ideas?

Fiberglass condom.

Ha, I thought that said intention.

I'm not too sure. It's probably already been invented though.

Plaster casts that bend at 90 degree angles at the fracture site... Hows that for deformed?

Oh, wait! What about a combustion engine made of TNT?

Or stilts on springs!

I have to go with EvilEarl's idea. But I wish I could get rid of the visualisation of it.

Try a gun that runs off of magical energy that when fired, decimates anything in it's path.

That's awesome, not evil.

THIS is the most evil invention ever.

I has me three of those heh heh heh

Evil? That would have to be a spell that kills all the baby children...

Oh wait, God already has one...

"THIS is the most evil invention ever."

What's so evil about it? It's a rape-protection pants.

and it's GOOD!

But if everyone wears them, how will deranged no life's get laid?

Ok what about this one...
Suck on THAT!

Evil grin!

Now, that's evil!

Hey now, that's a little controversial. And rather unfunny, for certain people.

Hmmm... so THAT'S where the spikes to my mouth came from.

Were you really bad Skull )

No, I was accidentaly given my brother's dummy.

Oh spare me the little brother stories hehehe

My brother's such an ass that he would deserve it though. jk

*blinks eves and points the finger*
EVIL IS MAH ENEMY!

btw

I has me three of those heh heh heh

So... for how long are you made to wear them?

how about a brainwashing spell or machine that works especially wel on ladies?
If you have one can i have a copy.*imagines all the "fun" I'll have with the "lucky" babes*

I'm still going with my idea of fiber glass condom, and I'm sure Anonymous will, too.

@striker - wear em every day. Most comfy things out there

@EvilEarl - geesh Mon - live up to your name!! ya big girl - no way evil enough!!

Do you know what fiberglass is? I'm talking about the stuff used for insulation. Look up what it does when it touches your skin.

And please pay attention to the gender icon.

Course I knows what fiberglass *rolls eyes* but my thoughts are above the waist.

A fiberglass condom isn't evil, because nobody's ever going to put one on!

Anyway, I changed my mind. The most evil invention is THIS.

Wow, excellent turnout, I can't wait to see how this continues.

@ EvilEarl

Can't you be more creative?

No. No he can't

wear em every day. Most comfy things out there

So, what would be uncomfortable for you?

*shrug* My red pair...

Not so Comfy

But what would be really EVIL would be to take the 'white out' of here before i sent you this Care Package you asked for...
Sorry Skid :--P
Man do I win YET???

dang girl! That's not evil, that's naughty!

It looks like there's a joke there, but the dots are so far apart there I think it got lost.

But I agree, you are better off in the metal ones.

Was that you in the picture, or someone else?

LOL @ Marpro and Striker - buts you do see why they're so un-comfy aye? *wink*

We sure do get off topic don't we... MYOB @ Fireball lol - you shouldn't look at pics like that - you will go blind!

I am sure the Topic = Evil Inventions... have you fellas got no imagination? (or too much lol)

Get your minds off my undies and make an effort... I was looking forward to some truly outstanding pics here

I didn't want to do this but I have no choice.

Keep in mind that the guy in this was my role model until I read this one.

If this doesn't get this thread locked I don't know what will.

King Steve is awesome. That particular comic was written by a guy who committed suicide.

Wait, before or after writing the comic?

Before

Behold! Such an evil creation

sack-cloth tighty-whities.

That's not evil, that's fabulous.

buts you do see why they're so un-comfy aye? *wink*

Indeed, you should go without them.

@Striker LOL !!

EDIT:
Something to take your grubby wee minds of me undies... - maybe you could entertain yourself with this

Try this

You want me to do Voodoo torture on you? Kinky. I've never done it that way.

You can have sex using a voodoo doll? Man, I gotta learn how to do that!

Looks like acupuncture to me.

Ok I didn't want to have to expose you like this Striker - But... you shouldn't encourage wee Fireball he is just so innocent *coff* - so...

WARNING R18 IMAGE

This is why Striker can't get his mind above his belt...
Eye protection required

hilarious

dang - was trying for EVIL lol

Whoa!! This has gone off the edge. The contest is over!!

The whole time I was really EvilEarl (the high-rankers can IP check if they don't believe me). I just wanted to see what would happen if I set you guys in this direction.

Consequently, I award first place to me for the comic with the baby slippers, second place to me for the fiberglass condom. And everyone else ties for third place.

Isn't this ghost feature great?

We already knew that lol... shhh

I figured as much, Well, it isn't the first time someone's done a ghost on us.

Hey, when you have legs like that, who could?

After all that -
MsDink 0
Striker 1
Ahh - The male of the species pfftttttttt !