state your consumable
robj has his cookies, shnapper has shnapps, what about you? I HAVE DIBS ON THE SLUSHIE!!
Robj doesn't have all his cookies, I stole some of them!
Actually, I have several stashes of some of everyone's consumables. Bribe money, you could call it
Actually, I have several stashes of some of everyone's consumables. Bribe money, you could call it
I also have a shoulder-mounted GAU-8 floating around somewhere (it was actually a modern apropriation of WC's noob-cannon.)
"Robj has his cookies"
And muffins.
And muffins.
I got carrots I guess.
I'm really fond of anything blue raspberry flavored, and fruit flavored soft drinks (mostly orange, but also cherry and strawberry) :-\ so i got dibs on those.
for me mmm chocolate and nuts(no not that kind of nuts you perv)
mmmmmm avocadoes and ginger beer 
) ohhh and vegemite lol
) ohhh and vegemite lol 
According to the old staff bio page, mine was babies. Really though, I receive and divvy out my sustenance in the form of concentrated human loathing and despair... which is kind of like a baby.
Lead.
Not really, but wouldn't it be cool if you could eat lead and nobody else could? It would be like that superman-in-the-bar-jumping-out-a-window joke, except slower...
ME: *eats lead* Mmm... lead...
Guy at bar: Isn't that poisonous?
ME: No
Guy at bar: *eats lead*
...
Guy in hospital: *dies*
ME: Lol
Doctor: You're an arsehole when you're drunk, Danny
ME: Ermn... don't say that 'round the cops, I'm only fourteen...
Not really, but wouldn't it be cool if you could eat lead and nobody else could? It would be like that superman-in-the-bar-jumping-out-a-window joke, except slower...
ME: *eats lead* Mmm... lead...
Guy at bar: Isn't that poisonous?
ME: No
Guy at bar: *eats lead*
...
Guy in hospital: *dies*
ME: Lol
Doctor: You're an arsehole when you're drunk, Danny
ME: Ermn... don't say that 'round the cops, I'm only fourteen...
Despite it being a lie, Cake.
