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October 22nd 2009, 04:12 AM
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Fireball5
Peasant He/Him Australia
Let me heat that up for you... 
Lead.

Not really, but wouldn't it be cool if you could eat lead and nobody else could? It would be like that superman-in-the-bar-jumping-out-a-window joke, except slower...

ME: *eats lead* Mmm... lead...
Guy at bar: Isn't that poisonous?
ME: No
Guy at bar: *eats lead*
...
Guy in hospital: *dies*
ME: Lol
Doctor: You're an arsehole when you're drunk, Danny
ME: Ermn... don't say that 'round the cops, I'm only fourteen...