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He is God

Thanks, I've been looking for the english version of that vid lol.

Who? Khali? Undertaker? John Lennon?

i hate wrestling.

Why? It's basically like any other show. it has all the elements: from soap opera to big movie-style stunts. So why do you hate it?

I hate soap opera and big movie-style stunts.

You forgot everything in between

That's why I said to.

wrestling is the most choreographed sport since dancing. and i don't see the point in two musclebound idiots pretending to beat each other up.

hey shnapps! i had a really weird dream about you last night...

oooo - care to share?

i'd rather you not say, zeddexx

i saw a weird looking aussie bloke swinging on a vine through a jungle singing in a music video, it was you. weird eh?

oh, not what i had in mind. i thought it was something OTHER.

Minds out of the gutter, krisknox.

well, it's hard not to have it IN the gutter if someone's gonna say they had a dream about someone.

Hey, kris! i had a really weird dream about you last night

I saw a dream about Tal last night. It was horrible!

I had a dream about Dink, 80 years old, one leg, 1 and a half arms, sitting at a table drinking a cup of tea. He ate the cookie.

The vivid images of this abnormal dream will haunt me forever.... how could he eat the cookie?!
OMG

"how could he eat the cookie?!"

Noooooooooooooooooooo

No, Rob, that was me.

This wrestler?...A god? Shermie is better than him!

Im pretty sure I dreamt about "well-endowed" girls (legal age, duh!), But I'm pretty sure I was reading Red Sonja by another god: Robert E Howard (Wrote Conan the Barbarian, Solomon Kane - shot himself at 30)

ExDeathEvn, do not say what the dream was.

I dreamed that Dink was beating up all the Dinkers. He beat Rob with Invisibility Boots as seen in the video, then proceeded to Hellfire redink, slash Tal with a clawsword, herb-boots bash schnapper on a children's playground, show up to Sparrowhawke's place looking like he was Back from the Grave again and carrying the club, which he used on all the windows. Then he got to you in class with Acid Rain magic, and proceeded to T-bag your physics teacher, who was screaming "This doesn't seem physically possible!"

After that I think Dink ended up going to burn down a Duck Farm in finland.

XD i don't have a physics teacher.

So, it was Dink all the time who burned my granny's duck farm down? CURSE YOU, DINK!! I WILL NEVER LET YOU BEHEAD DUCKS AGAIN!!

Not any more you don't, Kris Suppressed memories much?

I never DID have a physics teacher. i'm only a Freshman at school, i only have biology!

SUPPRESSED MEMORIES!
*slinks away*

Biology sucks!!

especially since i'm gonna have to dissect a sheeps heart. *makes an attempt to make a vomit symbol, but fails miserably with the symbol.

schnapper ain't got nothin' Come sunday at payperplayperviewshipamania '97 he's going to feel four-eyed sting of the patented N00bcannon to the face, brotha!

i dont know about you guys, but i didnt understand a word striker just said.

me neither, Striker, English please?

I pity the foo who don't know Wrestlese.

I pity the foo who call it Wrestlese! I ever catch you callin' it that agen, you gonna meet my friend PAIN.

Bring it on, I'll send you home in a box cryin to your momma like I did to the Masticator last SmashFace!

Wait, I spelled that wrong; "Payne". lol

I believe Striker is calling me a noob. I await a reason. Furthermore, how exactly is a "patented N-zero-zero-b cannon" part of "wrestlese"; Finally Google says WTF?!

*holds head in hands* MY HEAD HURTS!!

wrestling is like any other show.

I still pity the f00 who can't l33t.

@Striker:

I still pity the f00 who can't l33t.

Don't you mean "1337"?

1337 1z \/4r148l3, n00b. |\|0 5+r1k+ r|_||_|lz.

Wut

disagree