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How many steps are there to conquer the world?The answer varies when asked different people...
My answer is:2
1.Run DinkC
2.Take over the world.
That's so simple...

I think there are 3.

1. Create an awsome D-Mod
2. your D-Mod to and with the you'll and so that you can
3. Take over the world.

uhm. what.

In CC2 you find out there are three steps. So it is three. Fact.

i think it would be a delicate process that would take years of careful planning to acheive.

First you need some sort of eloquent but powerful speaker...someone who can get the masses moving, you know?

Then all you need is some sort of solution to a problem. Not one of these normal solutions that anyone can think up. A solution to end all solutions...You need a more final one. Some sort of Final Solution.

Some style of facial hair couldn't hurt...

wait so youre saying if obama grew a hitler stash... and killed all the republicans... hmmmmm. could work

Step 1: Aquire a Science Team willing to do anything and everything to achieve your goal for the ammount you're paying them
Step 2: Begin research and development into a Mind-Control superweapon
Step 3: Create smaller versions of said Mind Control weapon; Use them to take over Military Bases without anyone knowing what's happening
Step 4: Set up Mind Control Superweapons (let's just call it a Dominator ) inside protected Military strongholds that are already under Mind Control
Step 5: Activate them all and laugh manically at your success
Step 6: Curse yourself for copying Yuri

You could just start a massive advertisement campaign declaring yourself the almighty ruler of earth - whack on some deity-claims and BAM! start a following of loyal cultists/ groupies/ hot girls. Use protection.

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1. Steal all the underwear.
2.
3. Conquer World.

XD i doubt it would be THAT easy,

The masses are weak. Im pretty sure any major change can send them into a frenzy.

Im surprised Josh was the only one to comment on my Hitler motif... TDN let me down. But any day a connection is made between Hitler and Obama is a good day in my book.

well is Obama a christian?
'cos Hitler was and look how that turned out

I did read an article online today discuss how almost every dictator had a 'stache: Hitler, Stalin, Hussein - Castro only had a beard. and a cigar. coz Cubans are awsome.

Obama and Hitler are similiar coz they both big-mouth, and everyone listens mindlessly agreeing.

I hate politics...

Politics are just a way to make other people feel bad and to screw them over. I agree that Obama was a HUGE mistake, any day now and they'll realize it. i hope it's soon while the damage is still reversible.

Considering the sad excuses America had as alternatives, Obama's about as we could have realistically gotten.

I have to admit that I am highly amused that the most common criticism I see about him is that he's too popular.

I agree that Obama was a HUGE mistake

Why?

Everyone who has tried to "conquer the world" has failed, rather miserably...and I'd like to point out that they were men. Women have no need to conquer the world as we already own it.

But the men at least try to show some dignity by "conquering" the world in the most manly manners ie. violence

Well, marpro, first things first, he's ruining the economy with all of these 'stimulus' and 'bailout' stuff, he's a socialist, (meaning that he uses OTHER people's money to pay people these 'stimulus' and 'bailout' things) he didn't put his hand on his chest when the 'Pledge of Alliegance' was being said, and the worst thing, is that, as much as I want them home, he says he's bringing the Soldiers back while Terrorists and others want to KILL people. (And if you don't think i'm right about them wanting to kill the U.S. think about 9/11, that's some pretty stong evidence about that.)

I'm one of those peoples that believes in the theory that 9/11 was a huge conspiracy though. After all the U.S. bombing raids all over the Middle East in search for Osama they might be a little pissed at the U.S. at this point.

I respect your opinion and all, but please get your facts straight. Obama is not a socialist, far from it. In most European countries Obama is considered to be quite conservative and right-wing.

Isn't it great how every thread seems to go off topic at some point

if you want to know how to take over the world take advise from Dr. Evil
because in real life there's no Austin powers to stop you from using a giant tractor beam to pull a meteor towards earth.

You are entitled to your opinion Krisknox but I thought I would point out a few things, Bush started the 'bailout' process, not Obama. He is not socialist. But then again, as much as Obama is not socialist, we are not capitalist.

If the worst thing the man does is not put his hand over his heart I think I will let him pass.

And as far terrorist, 9/11 or no 9/11 there are extremist organizations in the middle east (hint: and everywhere) that hate america; these orgs have been, can be, and will be violent towards western culture.

Oh well, I am sorry for the off topic rant.

Actually, the economy was already ruined through decades of banking deregulation and we've seen the reinstatement of the large bubbles and busts of the turn-of-century economics. The "bailout" is an attempt to make it suck less... the question is if it will actually help, or even if it's large enough to make enough of a difference.

The hand on the chest is symbolic and only symbolic... anyone who truly gets upset over something so small needs to get their priorities straight.

By your reasoning, that would essentially mean that we will have soldiers in the Middle East till the end of the Republic. There will always be some form of terrorism as long as there are people who feel sufficiently marginalized and motivated to violence. This is not a desirable, nor a realistic expectation for any country.