To All You Wonderful Men (??)...
Why Women Are So Bright
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- No fashion mistake we make could ever rival the Speedo.
- We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
>^..^<
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynaecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- No fashion mistake we make could ever rival the Speedo.
- We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
- If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
- There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
- We'll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
>^..^<
Oh no, I hope we don't get into a which gender is superior debate on the Dink Network. The Dink Network. Meep. O_O
Uhmm....anyways..
Women > men.
Uhmm....anyways..
Women > men.
In my experiences, men (me) can be pretty bad, not knowing what they want, not showing their feelings etc, but women (every female who i've loved) is much worse, leading people (me) on, not knowing where they're going, using men (me) for their own emotional demands, and being incredibly requiring...
True, but are men who manipulate women for physical reasons like sex any different or better?
There is a difference. It's probably a darker shade of grey. Also, I firmly belive that you arn't being manipulated, you allow yourself to be, and in most situations, you can take the hard road and get out of it. (the manipulation).
I believe that I have never been manipulated, but then again, I don't have anyone that I trust enough to manipulate me, so I can't really comment. Meh.
Ps. If you pity me, I will hurt you.
I believe that I have never been manipulated, but then again, I don't have anyone that I trust enough to manipulate me, so I can't really comment. Meh.
Ps. If you pity me, I will hurt you.
Ah, I think men and women are dang equal... For example.
There's this British comedy series called Black Adder, and in Black Adder II (Part I episode "Bells"), the Nurse is telling the Queen that she was "almost a boy."
Nurse: "You know you were almost a boy."
Queen: "I was?"
Nurse: "Yes. Out you popped from your mommy’s tumkin, and everyone shouted, 'It's a boy! It's a boy!' But then someone said, 'But it hasn’t got a winkle.' And then I said, 'A boy without a winkle? Saints be praised, it's a miracle! A boy without a winkle!' And then someone pointed out a boy without a winkle is a girl, and then I said—"
Queen: "Shut up."
Anyways, I figured that pretty much summed it up... not to say I'm an advocate of Aristotle's "unfinished man" theory or anything.
Or maybe it was just a good excuse to post quotes from British comedies nobody's ever heard of.
There's this British comedy series called Black Adder, and in Black Adder II (Part I episode "Bells"), the Nurse is telling the Queen that she was "almost a boy."
Nurse: "You know you were almost a boy."
Queen: "I was?"
Nurse: "Yes. Out you popped from your mommy’s tumkin, and everyone shouted, 'It's a boy! It's a boy!' But then someone said, 'But it hasn’t got a winkle.' And then I said, 'A boy without a winkle? Saints be praised, it's a miracle! A boy without a winkle!' And then someone pointed out a boy without a winkle is a girl, and then I said—"
Queen: "Shut up."
Anyways, I figured that pretty much summed it up... not to say I'm an advocate of Aristotle's "unfinished man" theory or anything.
Or maybe it was just a good excuse to post quotes from British comedies nobody's ever heard of. 
What hell u talking bout i have never touched any of my private parts
truth is, women rule the world, and how? Sex.
lol, and as long as they use it as a weapon they support prostitution (legal or illegal). Think about that.
Greetz,
Shampoo
Greetz,
Shampoo
