The Dink Network

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

And that's just the beginning of his name!
December 31st, 2009
Original
Score : 0.1 horrible
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Skull
Peasant Male Finland bloop
"I'd like to be a tree..." 
So, me having written 30 reviews, I find myself thinking why haven't I written a review for the most popular D-Mod of all time. And now that I'm doing it, I've only got one thing to say: THIS D-MOD IS CRAP!!

Story:
Hey, nobody never said a D-Mod needs a story. And it's very well displayed here.
0.0.

Map:
SUCKS BALLS!! Well, atleast he put a duck there. No wait, that's a cat.
0.0.

Gameplay:
A cutscene with Dink talking to himself. Now, I always knew Dink had another personality, but C'MON!!
0.1.

Music:
The creator of this D-Mod would probably say "Huh, what music?" And I would respond "EXACTLY!!"
0.0.

Graphics:
Ok, I'm not even gonna bother here.
0.0.

Good:
Well, atleast he scripted something, even it might have been utter bullpoop.

Bad:
Everything that's not good. Pretty much everything then.

Overall: 0.1.
Now, after reading this review you have probably noticed that this D-Mod is the most popular and best D-Mod of all time. I insist you to download it, and it is even worth of paying for.

Notes to author:
1) There are loads of D-Mods with longer names than this one.
2) Kind of typical bad D-Mod? It is worse than that!!
3) And what was the point of that?

Final words:
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010!!
To everyone but the creator of this D-Mod -__-