The Dink Network

I, frankly, can't figure out blender (even with that tutorial thing--mostly because things aren't going the way the tutorial says they should (render won't work right, the armature doesn't extend, etc).

So I was wondering, if anybody has the skill (with or without blender) to make good sprites, if they could make a female "Dink" sprite and/or a Milder-outfitted "Dink" (By "Dink" I mean that they actually have a separate image for each direction, can punch, crawl, wield weapons, and cast spells)?

I'd greatly appreciate it, and, of course, would give you credit.