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The forum is becoming too serious!

August 23rd 2009, 12:10 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
so to liven things up, I am going to tell you a joke, hopefully something good comes out of it.

Two college students were walking back to their Dorm room and spotted a dog licking it's balls. One of the students said, "I wish I could do that!" The other student said, "Why don't you try petting him first?"
August 23rd 2009, 12:12 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
thats disgusting, yet funny >.>
August 23rd 2009, 12:42 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
A guy at my school can do that!
August 23rd 2009, 12:49 AM
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DinkKiller
Peasant He/Him United States
The world could always use more heroes 
thats even worse
August 23rd 2009, 01:12 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
That joke was the best i could think of. hope it made ur day a little better (maybe?) and kept the forum from being reduced to nithing but topics about sprites and things like that (hopefully!)
August 23rd 2009, 01:31 AM
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carrie2004
Peasant She/Her Canada
*chomp* 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
August 23rd 2009, 02:33 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
did you hear the joke about the tractor? it went down the road and turned into a field!
August 23rd 2009, 02:36 AM
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Skorn
Peasant He/Him
I Bring Tidings of Spam 
wasnt THAT one from the terrible stand up comic in cloud castle 2? ???
August 23rd 2009, 02:55 AM
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krisknox
Peasant He/Him United States
The site's resident Therian (Dire Wolf, Dragon) 
A boy went up to a man with a small fence and said "Hi, My name is Jonny Balls, and I can jump over Anything!" So the man tells him to jump the fence. Jonny did and went to the next guy, Jonny introduced himself and the man told him to jump over his stone wall. Jonny did and went to a third guy, he introduces himself and the guy tells him to jump over his picket fence. Jonny goes to another guy and says, "Hello. My name is Jonny, and I can jump over anything..!"

If you don't get the joke, read it over again.
August 23rd 2009, 04:23 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Zeddexx, you stole that from SabreTrout!! Now me angry!
August 23rd 2009, 04:45 AM
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Patrunjelu
Peasant He/Him Romania
Rawr! 
August 23rd 2009, 05:04 AM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
eh its a common dink joke isnt it?
August 23rd 2009, 05:32 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
No, I'm pretty sure SabreTrout made it up.
August 23rd 2009, 06:06 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Y'know what? Duck humour and duck jokes. Let's talk about scripts and "boring" stuff like that. Jokes are for noobs; I, for one am above anything remotely amusing. Maybe a good ol' inquisition will straighten you hip, jive, mod, avant garde, yobbo noobs out for once and for all .
August 23rd 2009, 07:19 AM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
Life is becoming very boring, even without making D-Mods.
August 23rd 2009, 07:25 AM
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Loads of bananas for weeks on end and when we finally get a few development threads you complain??
August 23rd 2009, 07:43 AM
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GOKUSSJ6
Peasant He/Him Poland
Everyone should get a pizza for free in each week. 
*Looks at the title*
Well NO S**t.
August 23rd 2009, 07:51 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Beauty. eye. beholder.