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Eternal Suicide Chapter Zero : Wasted Life

May 18th, 2003
Score : 9.6 exceptional
Peasant She/Her Canada
We can out-drink most Americans! 
Eternal Suicide Chapter Zero : Wasted Life 1.00 by Nitronic

In this first saga, Dink must fight monsters and solve riddles in this first of ?? sagas.
My 13-year-old nephew and I played this game together.

The Good: A very large intense story, with a lot of cut-scenes. Quite a few monsters, a new one at the end and new puzzles, some very tricky. No save bots as persay, but the game will save itself at different time. The music and sound effects, although quite interesting kept reminding me of something from a movie. My nephew easily solved the different puzzles, with my yelling in his ear, and the lava walk or run was interesting as it took us a few times before we could make it to the end and have a strength point of 18. No bugs that we could find. It is an interesting game, which was interjected by cut scenes, (which I found confusing), and unusual monsters to kill (warp machines gone amok)

The Bad: No weapons, except the usual sword and a bow and arrow. One potion, which we desperately saved till the end. No magic, and No Level Ups. A lot of walking/running to be done, and that irritating voice that sounded like it was from a movie as Lana tossed around her spells.

Overall: You have to play this game rather fast, yet at the same time, be on the lookout for clues and tricks. I recommend playing this game, if you like to play Dink dmods in a different, yet hauntenly similar way.